Fred Olen Ray never disappoints. Is there anything that warms the heart like alluring spacebabes in tight costumes and hooker boots seeking wild lesbian sex with each other? Yes there is. They will discover men and the wild lesbian sex will turn to a more heterosexual variant. This is one for men...women will just roll their eyes and tell their partners, "don't get any ideas, stud!" There will be a lot of nudity in which a quarter of the run-time is wild sex. From 2012, let us look at "Dirty Blondes from Beyond."
Just to give you guys some cover, we'll outline a plot...just in case anyone asks you what this film was about. The sultry Princess Farra (Brandin Rackley) is waiting to sign a treaty with enemy Empress Krella (Christine Nguyen). To pass the time she engages in wild lesbian sex with her bodyguard Vema (Jazy Berlin). There are no men in her galaxy. Uh oh...Empress Krella attacks Farra's fleet and now Vema and Farra are on the run. Krella's ship pursues. Farra's ship malfunctions and they must land on Earth for repairs. Krella tells her aide, Tharis (Erika Jordan) that she desires Farra as a sex partner. Tharis is jealous and has wild lesbian sex with Krella. Meanwhile, Vema and Farra land and meet men for the first time. Biology takes over and some really well choreographed sex scenes follow including a threesome or two.
In pursuit are two federal agents, the sultry Argent Jones (Jenna Presley) and Agent Smith (Alex Boisvert). There is a lot of sexual tension between these two and I will let you guess where that eventually leads. The agents and a UFO investigator find Farra and Vema. Delighted with the "third leg" men seem to have, wild sex follows. Meanwhile, Tharis pursues and also has wild sex with the three legged species. Threesomes follow. As Tharis gets the drop on Farra and Vema, the duo must use stealth to escape. Meanwhile, Krella is not ready to take no for an answer and if Tharis doesn't return with the princess...there will be hell to pay.
Will Tharis capture the princess and if so will there be a wild sex scene between Krella and Farra? Will Smith break all the EEO guidelines (or mandates) of the federal government and stick it to Jones with his third leg? Is this DVD inappropriate to give to your wife or girlfriend for a gift, even though it does serve educational purposes?. Okay, you don't have to admit to watching this film, but to stoke your prurient desires, see "Dirty Blondes from Beyond."
Always thought that actors got into the game so they could kiss and cuddle their co stars, it's a gateway to pre-martial sex, for sure.
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