The Student Nurses, Sultry Babes in White in Peril

Sultry nurses in white?  Where have they gone? Like everything beautiful in America...gone!  Replaced by the ugliness that now permeates our country.  Gone are the sultry babes who graced the nursing profession in those smart, trim uniforms and nurse's caps.  Replaced with ugly stocky women dressed in baggy pajamas. Today we know nurses as the grouches that complain how over-worked they are.  Like...join the club babes.  You think you're the only ones?  Today we go back to 1970 and meet four lovely babes in "The Student Nurses, " directed by Stephanie Rothman.  

First of all...this may be a difficult film for many to watch. A grisly abortion scene is at the center of it as are shootouts, and death.  Abortion...yawn!  Racism...yawn!  Free love...yawn!  Drugs...yawn!  Ignoring the social commentary of this exploitation film will be easy as we are introduced to four sultry nursing students...clad in white. Sharon (Elaine Giftos) is put forth as the moral compass of the group.  Her drama is she falls in love with a terminally ill patient. What is this babe nurse prepared to do for him?  Yep, she'll end up nude in his bed. Lynn (Brioni Farrell) develops a so-called social conscious and hooks up with a terrorist (Reni Santoni) who loves killing cops. She looks great treating shot terrorists and an occasional needy patient.

We must talk about Priscella (Barbara Leigh).  The babe is nude a lot and wears her white uniform great.  She hooks up with a drug dealer (Richard Rust).  She'll be impregnated by him while tripping on acid. Her gratuitous nude scenes are...well, gratuitous, but impressive.  Now Phred (Karen Carlson), a blonde babe who dates an OB/GYN (Lawrence P. Casey). She'll be nude a lot, sleep with the doctor and his roommate, but...believe it or not...end up the moral compass of this film. You'll see.  The gals look great in their uniforms or out of them. These babes are into pre-marital sex, caring for the sick, and maintaining friendships.  Today, the nursing profession seems geared for yelling at us, complaining, and and taking smoke breaks.

Will all four of our babe nurses survive nursing school and graduate?  Will these babes end up in showers together or in a steamy catfight?  Like stewardesses, nurses in America's Modern Era are largely grotesque beings constantly demanding respect and raises.  Will someone let them in on the secret that they aren't the only underpaid and under appreciated beings out there.  These four babes in this film will conjure up a happier and more pure time when America was not waging war on beauty.  Enjoy "The Student Nurses," and feel free to ignore the drivel passed off as social commentary.    

Pets, Babes in Cages!

Pure 1970s drive-in exploitation...what could be better?  Babes in cages?  Tamed. Whipped. Submissive. Clad in shiny lingerie.  Yes, that is all here, but first we'll have a babe teenager frolicking, nude, and vulnerable.  Sultry dames in bikinis, nudity, lingerie, cleavage friendly blouses...and the men who exploit is what our film is about today.  Our feature today is 1973's "Pets," directed by Raphael Nussbaum.

Bonnie (Candice Rialson) runs away. The big breasted teen runs away from her domineering brother and a gang of African American thugs.  On the run, broke and alone, she meets street wise Pat (Teri Guzman). Pat befriends her but this new friend is into armed robbery.  Ultimately, Pat will rob Bonnie, too.  Still on the run, Bonnie is taken in by a seemingly good soul, the sultry Geraldine (Joan Blackman).  Geraldine is a babe with great cleavage and is an artist (painter).  She invites Bonnie to move in with her so she can use her as a model.  Bonnie does and Geraldine takes advantage of Bonnie's vulnerability to have passionate lesbian sex with her.  Bonnie is not a lesbian and Geraldine is...arguments result and bloody carnage will result...you will see.

Enter art collector, Vincent (Ed Bishop...the Commander Stryker guy from "UFO").  He loves Geraldine's work and loves Bonnie.  Now Geraldine runs to this suave, rich guy.  Uh oh!  Vincent also collects women. Bonnie will be stripped and whipped into submission...then caged.  Now Vincent makes a move to capture Geraldine and cage her, as well.  What follows is unbelievable, and right out of a Max Gunssler novel. We have to give Vincent credit for his ambition...he intends to whip Geraldine's lesbianism out of her.  He also dresses his women in shiny satin lingerie...and believe it or not, Bonnie seems to take to her new lifestyle.  Wait!  Looks can be deceiving.  Vulnerable and helpless Bonnie may not be as vulnerable and helpless as first appeared...you'll see.

For some good old fashioned 70s exploitation, this is the film for you. Women in cages!  Tell me no part of that appeals to you.  Women flaunting cleavage and dressed in shiny lingerie!  Tell me that doesn't appeal to you.  Have some fun without feeling guilty about it.  Next time someone raves about the movie "Oppenheimer," you rave about "Pets."  When they ask you what it was about...tell them and do it proudly. For a prurient good time, see "Pets."   

Girls for Mercenaries, Go Go Dancers in Much Peril

An ages old tale.  Go Go dancers and the mercenaries who love them.  Or in this case...Go Go dancers and the mercenaries who hunt them down.  Today we have some nice exploitation/action from Spain...featuring...yep, Go Go dancers.  We don't get enough movies about Go Go dancers.  I know, today we get movies about exotic dancers.  Still, bring back the Go Go dancers!  Our feature today is 1970's "Girls for Mercenaries," directed by Pascual Cervera.

Four brutish mercenaries are on the run from some Third World African army.  They have a briefcase filled with money.  Three of the mercenaries betray their captain and abscond with the briefcase. Party time!  The trio goes to a Go Go club and all get to make out with Go Go dancers.  Roberts seduces Delia (Monica Sun de Sander Ramses).  Her two dancing girlfriends are the blonde Betty (Maria Elena Flores) and brunette Marita (Puri Villa).  The six party and Roberts and Delia have pre-marital sex.  Uh oh...the captain finds them and murders Roberts.  Now the captain believes Delia has the briefcase with the loot.  She is now on the run.

The captain almost murders Delia and she runs into the arm of a hunk doctor.  He believes her story about amnesia...probably because she's a real dish.  Now Delia calls Betty to help her...she's useless.  Uh oh...the captain really wants his money and keeps killing.  He just will not let Delia alone and she really does not know where the loot is.  Now the captain bitch-slaps his way to the truth and then has Delia whipped and man-handled.  Now men must save our sexy Go Go dancing damsel before the captain does more terrible things to her.

Exploitation all the way...hence Go Go dancers as a main plot device.  Delia and her mates are all ravishing and are always under intense peril.  Short skirts, boots, and wonderful figures highlight this 1970's Euro-Trash exploitation film.  Avoid the woke idiocy that is "She-Hulk" and see some real women dance and sleep themselves out of mortal peril.  For a film with women we actually want to see on screen, see "Girls for Mercenaries."  

Blazing Stewardesses, High Flying Hotties on a Ranch

Okay, take away Gene Wilder, Cleavon Little, and saddles...then add babes, bikinis, and sex in the cockpit, and we have 1975's "Blazing Stewardesses," directed by Al Adamson.  With age, weight gain, and unions, the luster of being a stewardess has dissipated over the last few decades. In the 1970s, as Pan Am and TWA hotties still engaged in catfights, being a stewardess was a profession with glamour and excitement. Al Adamson capitalized on this and today we will take a look at his classic exploitation film.

Debbie (Connie Hoffman) is a babe stewardess who has just caught her two-timing BF with a skank. Now she need to get away.  An old friend, cowboy millionaire Ben (Robert Livingston) asks her to work a junket with two other hot stewardesses to his ranch/casino.  If she agrees, there is a two week vacation there for her and her buddies.  Joining Debbie is the ditz Lori (Regina Carrol), and Barbara (Marilyn Joi). On the flight over, the three stewardesses are joined by another one, Jackie (Nicolle Riddell) who will have that proverbial sex in the cockpit scene. The other stewardesses also seduce and enjoy pre-marital sex on the flight.  Ben is eager for the babes to get to his ranch and desires them to "be nice" to the gamblers so they will gamble a lot.

Ben is having trouble.  His evil foreman, Trask (Don "Red" Barry) has mustered a hooded gang of evil cowboys to rough up all Ben's employees and hijack trucks headed to the ranch.  Ben loves legendary madam, Honey (Yvonne DeCarlo) and Trask wants Honey.  Now the gals arrive and Honey wants them to be whores at her brothel.  The gals will love, prance around in bikinis, ride horses, and seduce.  Trask's men are dedicated to ruin Ben's ranch.  Oh yes, The Ritz Brothers!  They sing, dance, and entertain a lot.  One of  them will swap a lot of spit with Lori.  Then there is the mysterious guest at the ranch, Bob (Geoffrey Land)...no spoilers here, but he may have some loving in mind for Debbie.

Stewardess-sploitation from an era when we wanted to see stewardesses on film. Today, stewardesses have become "Flight Attendants" and are retaining water and providing less and less service as the years go by.  For some babes in peril drama, on a ranch where the stewardesses become cowgirls, see "Blazing Stewardesses."  

Hideout in the Sun, Nudes Frolicking and Jiggling

Nudes frolicking in the surf!  Nudes playing volleyball!  Nudes picnicking! Nudes falling in love! Nudes playing with...ostriches!!!  Wait!  Ostriches?  Are we sure they aren't emus?  Are the ostriches okay with this? Yes...juggling! What's jiggling?  Well...the naughty parts, of course.  Okay, I know what you are thinking.  This is a 1960 film...the dames are nude...the guys are, too.  However...where the gals are at one with the camera...the guys have their tally-whackers concealed by some well placed beach balls.  Nudes in danger! Today we look at "Hideout in the Sun,: directed by Larry Wolk and Doris Wishman.

Duke (Greg Conrad) and his brother Steve (Earl Bauer) rob a bank.  Now they are on the run. Fleeing the police, the brothers carjack the nubile and shapely Dorothy (Dolores Carlos).  She's clothed...but not for long. They force her to bring them to a resort she belongs to, The Hibiscus Country Club, where she has a cottage.  She does.  Guess what!  The club is a nudist colony.  Steve and Duke are now hiding in her cottage.  Steve, masquerades as her husband and sheds his clothes. Now Steve and Dorothy mingle outside among the nude.  Every women is a babe and every guy is a hunk.  A lot of volleyball and skinny dipping occur.  Frolicking with ostriches will also occur...don't ask.

Uh oh, Steve and Dorothy fall in love.  Duke is grouchy and shy and stays clothed inside the cottage.  There will be more ostriches and jiggling of private parts.  Beachballs will be played with and bouncing while jogging fills the silver screen.  Duke arranges for a getaway boat, but Steve and Dorothy continue to fall in love.  Duke will push the issue and aim to continue the getaway.  He also plans to take a boat to Cuba and dump Dorothy in the ocean when halfway there.  Steve is not so eager to do this. Dorothy will jiggle more and frolic nicely in the wind and surf.

Hard hitting reality at its best.  Will Duke ever take his clothes off? What is the difference between an ostrich and an emu among the nude?  Just where does a nude put the car keys of an escape vehicle when on the run from the cops?  Frivolous and gratuitous, "Hideout in the Sun" is a film that you may enjoy and never have to tell anyone you watched it.      

Stewardess School, Sexploitation from the 80s

Throw woke out!  Throw out Political Correctness!  Snowflakes, get out!  You gotta love when strong independent women are reduced to topless nymphomaniacs by alcohol and drugs.  You gotta love when these strong willed women have their faces shoved in the toilet to be stained by human waste.  You gotta love when a blonde bimbo with a talent for blow jobs is heralded as a hero!  We need more of this!  Hence 1986's "Stewardess School," directed by Ken Blancato.  This may be the magnum opus for "Happy Days" star Don Most...and for blonde bimbo-portrayer Judy Landers.

Philo (Brett Cullen) and George (Most) wash out of pilot school.  George has an idea...score some chicks by enrolling at stewardess school.  Also enrolling are life's miserable failures, Sugar, a whore on probation (Landers), Kelly (Mary Cordette),an orchestra musician who messes up bad, Wanda (Sandahl Bergman), a wrestler recently dumped by her dweeb fiancé.  Now the session starts and grouch Miss Grummit (Vicki Frederick) is determined to flunk them all out.  Oh yes, Philo is severely near sighted and the babes don't mind when he joins them in their shower...no such luck for George.  Kelly and Philo begin a romance and kiss a lot and have pre-marital sex.  Sugar seduces the school's doctor.  Then we have Cindy (Corinne Bohrer), a biker chick who scores them all biker dudes for dates to an exclusive Frat party.

The party will go sideways as drugs and alcohol are introduced.  Refined sorority sisters will be turned into topless nymphos as we are treated to classic sexploitation.  The female students will prance around in skimpy lingerie and be topless a lot.  George and Philo will drool a lot and both get really lucky.  Meanwhile, Miss Grummit  further plots their demise.  The last half hour will be classic...as Sugar will demonstrate her talent for the aforementioned sex act on an excited passenger.  Gritty reality...okay, maybe not.  There are even avenues for humor that are illegal in today's films...too bad...you can probably guess what they are.

Just who will get blown by our hooker on parole?  Will Wanda engage in any catfights with other lingerie clad babes?  Why can't domestic carriers hire stewardesses that look like Judy Landers?  This is a fun one that would not be allowed to be made here in the 21st century.  The New Puritanism of woke-ism is now being defeated, but is still in place, at least for a little while longer.  While woke rules Hollywood, take in this sexploitation classic, "Stewardess School," from almost 40 years ago.     

Altitude, Die Hard at 35,000 Feet

Denise Richards!  Dolph Lundgren!  Chuck Liddell!  Stewardesses in peril!  Yep, remember the days we used to like the FBI?  Director Christopher Wray now oversees America's version of the SS and the American people no longer hold the Bureau in any kind of esteem.  In this 2017 film, the Bureau is screwing one of their own agents...and that agent is played by Denise Richards!  Today we look at 2017's "Altitude," directed by Alex Merkin.

After saving many lives, Special Agent Gretchen Blair (Richards) is busted down and sent to FBIHQ for discipline.  Saving lives instead of protecting establishment politicians will get you busted in today's FBI.  They put the beauty on a commercial airline headed for DC.  She is moved to first class by a babe stewardess, Clare (Chelsea Edmundson) and now sits next to the ravishing Terry (Kirk Barker).  Terry comes on to Gretchen and offers her $50 million to make sure he survives the flight.  Gretchen sort of likes him, he is a suave hunk, but is suspicious.  Uh oh...one of the babe stewardesses is Sadie (Greer Grammer).  She, Dolph Lundgren, and Chuck Liddell kill the other stewardesses and pilots and hijack the airplane.

Terrorists?  It seems that they are...in reality, Terry has goods worth billions of dollars in the cargo hold and Dolph Lundgren and Sadie want it.  As Dolph and Sadie work over Terry, Gretchen acts.  Now she turns all Bruce Willis and goes to war against the bad guys.  She'll have to battle Chuck Liddell, Dolph Lundgren, and the sultry but evil Sadie.  Oh yes, there will be a nice catfight.  Uh oh, again.  Our thieves have a detailed plan which does not include any of the passengers surviving.  Gretchen must decimate a bunch of peeps who are three times bigger than her and also out slap the evil Sadie...and then start a love affair with Terry.

Just what does Terry have that is worth billions of dollars and fits in a suitcase?  Will Gretchen shove Sadie's false eyelashes up her nose or will Sadie shove Gretchen's panties down her throat?  Will Clare, our stunning stewardess, survive the evil peeps who seek to rip her head off?  This is a good one.  If the FBI had more agents like Denise Richards and less like stormtroopers who threaten parents at schoolboard meetings, we might still like the FBI.  For some adventure, action, and intrigue at 35,000 feet, see "Altitude."