Throw woke out! Throw out Political Correctness! Snowflakes, get out! You gotta love when strong independent women are reduced to topless nymphomaniacs by alcohol and drugs. You gotta love when these strong willed women have their faces shoved in the toilet to be stained by human waste. You gotta love when a blonde bimbo with a talent for blow jobs is heralded as a hero! We need more of this! Hence 1986's "Stewardess School," directed by Ken Blancato. This may be the magnum opus for "Happy Days" star Don Most...and for blonde bimbo-portrayer Judy Landers.
Philo (Brett Cullen) and George (Most) wash out of pilot school. George has an idea...score some chicks by enrolling at stewardess school. Also enrolling are life's miserable failures, Sugar, a whore on probation (Landers), Kelly (Mary Cordette),an orchestra musician who messes up bad, Wanda (Sandahl Bergman), a wrestler recently dumped by her dweeb fiancé. Now the session starts and grouch Miss Grummit (Vicki Frederick) is determined to flunk them all out. Oh yes, Philo is severely near sighted and the babes don't mind when he joins them in their shower...no such luck for George. Kelly and Philo begin a romance and kiss a lot and have pre-marital sex. Sugar seduces the school's doctor. Then we have Cindy (Corinne Bohrer), a biker chick who scores them all biker dudes for dates to an exclusive Frat party.
The party will go sideways as drugs and alcohol are introduced. Refined sorority sisters will be turned into topless nymphos as we are treated to classic sexploitation. The female students will prance around in skimpy lingerie and be topless a lot. George and Philo will drool a lot and both get really lucky. Meanwhile, Miss Grummit further plots their demise. The last half hour will be classic...as Sugar will demonstrate her talent for the aforementioned sex act on an excited passenger. Gritty reality...okay, maybe not. There are even avenues for humor that are illegal in today's films...too bad...you can probably guess what they are.
Just who will get blown by our hooker on parole? Will Wanda engage in any catfights with other lingerie clad babes? Why can't domestic carriers hire stewardesses that look like Judy Landers? This is a fun one that would not be allowed to be made here in the 21st century. The New Puritanism of woke-ism is now being defeated, but is still in place, at least for a little while longer. While woke rules Hollywood, take in this sexploitation classic, "Stewardess School," from almost 40 years ago.
