Friday, June 24, 2022

The Sensual Jungle, Blonde Stripper Ravaged by Headhunters

We just don't get enough movies about a blonde stripper, ravaged and forced to make young headhunting boys into men.  Social justice warriors be damned...we want cultural appropriation and blonde babes outfoxing native peoples using sex and lust.  I realize liberal coeds on college campuses are looking for a safe space now, but political correctness be damned.  So all of you tired of being lectured to by these social justice warrior types, ignore the garbage heralded at this year's Oscars and take a look at 1969's "The Sensual Jungle" (aka "Cautiva en la Selva"), directed by Leo Fleider.

Laura (Libertad Leblanc) is quite the babe, and Euro-slut.  The stripper...er...okay, exotic dancer, has an act so erotic even the women in the club drool over her.  Her beau is a navy captain.  They have much pre-marital sex.  He gives her an envelope only to be opened in the event of his death.  He dies.  She opens it to find a treasure map for jewels buried deep in the Ecuadoran jungle amidst the Auca tribe of headhunters.  She flies to Ecuador and hooks up with, and has a lot of pre-marital sex with Ivan (Gilberto Peyret).  He's a nefarious geologist and also wants the treasure.  The two hire Indians to take them deep into Auca territory to find the treasure.  Oh, yes...Laura has to have pre-marital sex with one of the Indians before this is settled.

The ravishing Laura will be hounded by snakes, Ivan, and her Indian guides on the way.  Ivan's motives are revealed...no surprise, he is a thief.  Now the Auca's converge on our party.  They want Laura to have pre-marital sex with their boys so they will become warriors...Laura complies.  Now Laura and her party are at the mercy of the headhunters.  Only Laura, to the savages, seems to have an upside.  Laura will see her intimate undies played with by the headhunters.  She'll also witness headhunter boys become men.  Now we wait to see what the Auca's decide of the fate of the invaders.

Will the headhunters spare Laura's life now that they know she can make any boy a man in one night of passion?  What will be the fate of Ivan and the Indian guides?  Why can't we see more movies about Euro-sluts besting native peoples in jungles?  This is a good one especially for you college guys who are not allowed to act out on your own carnal instincts.  For an un-PC great time, see "The Sensual Jungle."