As wokeness begins dying, thank God, perhaps more films like our feature today will be made. Back in 1959, we did not have to worry about nauseating plots featuring "strong, independent women shattering the glass ceiling." We didn't have to listen to the mindless drivel about women working twice as hard to have to prove herself in a male dominated society. We didn't have to pretend ugly women were women of true beauty. Today, with wokeness, obesity, purple hair, septum rings, and tattoos are forced on us. Well, times are changing again...ugly women get away! Bring on the sultry dames that we actually want to look at. So, let us take a look at 1959's "The Wild Women of Wongo," directed by James L. Wolcott.
Omoo (Jean Hawkshaw), the king of Wongo's daughter, is promised to a man she does not find attractive. Omoo is a babe and wears a leopard-print toga around. The other maidens of Wongo, all babes, are also dressed in revealing togas. Mona (Mary Ann Webb) has a nice leather one, and the perky blonde Wana (Adrienne Bourbeau) is my favorite. There are several others. The dragon god, an alligator, will pick their mates. One day a hunk visitor comes to Wonga, the handsome Engor (Johnny Walsh). He's never seen beautiful women before. All the women on his island are right out of 2020 woke-America...ugly! Omoo and Engor lust for one another, but the king makes it clear, Omoo is promised to a local milquetoast man. On his exit, the king orders Engor killed, but Omoo and the other awestruck maidens save him.
Engor escapes, but the maidens will be punished by spending a month in the wilderness until the dragon god eats one of them. The babes bicker and dance. Ahtee (Cande Gerrard) asserts herself as Omoo's rival. Ape men and alligators attack, and the babes fight them off with spears. Now the babes get bold and take canoes to Engor's island. Engor and his mates are all promised to the local beast-women of his tribe. Omoo and her buddies act and capture all the men from Engor's tribe in nets. The men are upset at this but we wonder how upset they are given the women of their own tribe are...UGLY! Fat, too!
Just what will Omoo and the other babe maidens do with the captured hunks? Will the ape-women of Engor's tribe mount a counteroffensive and catfight with the Wongo dames? Will any ape men capture a maiden and have their way with her? There will be catfights, nice ones! Skinny-dipping! More catfights! There will also be aroused maidens doing alluring dances fit for exotic dance clubs. This is an alluring one that celebrates beauty and manhood. For an anti-woke film to combat Hollywood's current releases, see "The Wild Women of Wongo."
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