Monday, August 10, 2026

Skinemax Uncut, The Rise and Legacy of Cinemax After Dark

Yes...I proudly state Christine Nguyen is one of my favorite actresses. I don't mumble when I say that, nor would I mumble in averring Veronica Lake, Kate Beckinsale, and Beverly Garland are also some of my favorite actresses. I know, I hear you. Ms. Nguyen was different, she has a number of softcore pieces on her resume. Right...and she does them well.  Those shower scenes when she is all alone and she takes her hand and...well, you know. Or when she's in bed and some babe walks in and...well, you saw the same movie. In 1990 this would have been a secret...in 2026, it brings a yawn for a reaction. Yesteryear is gone, and now we can proudly proclaim we were keyed in on Cinemax after 10pm. What an era, the 80s and 90s softcore smut! Thanks to B. Harrison Smith, in his new book, Skinemax Uncut (Bear Manor Media),  we can freely read all about Cinemax After Dark without hiding its cover from passengers sitting next to us on the airplane flight.

After a wonderful forward by Ms. Nguyen, Mr. Smith follows with the definitive work on softcore titillation that many of us grew up with.  Back then, we kept secret about it. Now we look back fondly, as the deviance of kids today includes rough, forbidden, and maybe illegal porn. Yes, you fans of what we got on Skinemax can claim the moral superiority. What lamebrain would not eagerly watch an Emmanuelle film, especially Skinemax' Krista Allen spectacular Emmanuelle in Space. The author tells us about many of Skinemax' shows and original programming.  The plots, reason for, history of, and offshoots of them are discussed.  Legends in our mind, leftover from out teens and twenties.. are babes like Monique Parent, Shannon Tweed, and Sylvia Kristel.  These after-hour vixens are frequent subjects in this one, as are the movie makers like Fred Olen Ray and David DeCoteau. 

So why did Skinemax take hold on a whole generation of adolescents and young men back in the day? The shifting morality and blurred lines between puritanical authority and the perverted id was occurring. Read all about that in this book. Also, Mr. Smith does a fine job in differentiating arousal and seduction with hardcore porn, or mere sexual intercourse. The seduction works on the thinking man.  It works on his imagination and creative senses.  It stimulates, inspires, and stokes a manly appreciation for beautiful female bodies. It also enhances the fantasies of both men and women. Porno-Sex is blunt, and a one-act slam-fest. Skinemax was seduction. The smut we watched back in the day was mild compared to today's available smut. Wait! It was different. We were into seduction...not online or streaming porn. We were about seduction, or building a relationship, or human interaction (physical and emotional)...not just watching a tally-whacker slam into womanhood. Again, yes, we students of Skinemax can indeed assert a moral superiority.

Christine Nguyen never had sex on the screen...she was an actress.  Today's deviants desire the act, close-up, with no relationship or seduction involved. Skinemax gave us this. It shaped us...not to be rapists, but to admire the human body.  Not into misogynists, but beings able to value modesty and the human condition.  Skinemax gave us plots (maybe thin, at times) and fantasies.  However thin the plots of some of the original programming might have been, it was far more mature and substantive than the latest Marvel or DC superhero nonsense. 

Eroticism is not bad...never has been...except from the peeps who are insanely angry that we may be enjoying ourselves.  Veronica Lake knew how to seduce.  Kate Beckinsale knew how to seduce.  Christine Nguyen, Krista Allen, and Sylvia Kristel knew how to seduce. Seduce requires thinking and unselfishness.  Mr. Smith's book is one of the best defenses for erotica in film or novels (Max Gunssler would be pleased).


Herald your affection for that old Skinemax after dark programming.  This book is the foremost piece on that era and the peeps that made it, ran it, appeared on it, and all us who enjoyed and were molded into adulthood with its help. The author puts in several biographical stories that will have you laughing hysterically, gasping, and rethinking the next time you order a pizza. Do yourself a favor, and conjure up some erotic images of Krista Allen seducing in space, or Sylvia Kristel seducing on the Riviera, and smile as you order this work by clicking on the Amazon link below.

SKINEMAX on Amazon 


Saturday, August 1, 2026

Cyclone, Heather Thomas- Biker Chick

Heather Thomas! The sultry 80s bikini babe that graced our TV sets in shows like "The Fall Guy." Maybe not as popular as that other Heather, Heather Locklear, but seems to have less issues. Always a plus when men survey talent. Talent? Yep...quite the body and quick to wear a bikini. Pair her up with Ashley Ferrare, put them in a gratuitous sweaty cleavage scenes, and even in a catfight...and we have a classic Fred Olen Ray film, 1987's "Cyclone." Oh, did I mention Hammer Glamour Girl Martine Beswick as a heavily armed femme-fatale figure? How about Count Yorga (Robert Quarry) as a Man in Black? Martin Landau? Oh, Jeffrey Combs as a mad scientist? Yep...Heather Thomas outshines, out sweats, and and out seduces all of them!

Benign mad scientist Rick (Combs) has invented a motorcycle which is bulletproof, fires guided missiles and laser beams, and has an infinity energy source. Nefarious forces in the government want to sell it to the highest bidder, but Rick won't sell...he's a good guy. His GF is Teri (Thomas). We first meet her in a wonderful sweaty cleavage gym scene with her bestie Carla (Ferrare). Teri and Rick go to a grunge club to dance where Rick is murdered by assassins who want his bike. Now Men in Black, who are corrupt, chase after Teri and Count Yorga is one of them. Now Teri is on the run because they believe Rick has left her the bike and its secrets...he did. On the run, Teri tries to find Rick's friend, a pure government spook (Troy Donahue), but as soon as she meets up with him, he's shredded by machinegun bullets.


Chases occur and Teri uses the bike's weapons to try to ward off henchmen and henchwomen.  Determined to keep the bike away from terrorists, Teri tries to find someone who is not corrupt. Her bestie, Carla? Well, see the film...they will either end up in a shower together or in a gratuitous and fiery catfight. Wait? Are all the bad guys...bad guys?  Waters (Beswick) gets an Uzi and comes looking for Teri...but to kill her or save her? Teri will fire guided missiles, shoot laser beams, jump over traffic, and look great in tight jeans as she does.  She even looks great when tortured with battery cables shoved in her groin.

Will Teri become one of Count Yorga's undead brides?  Will Carla and Teri swap spit, or punches?  Will the bikini blonde from 80s TV also have a catfight with the Hammer Glamour Girl? This is a fun one filled with gratuitous Heather Thomas scenes, car chases, explosions, and catfights. See "Cyclone" and enjoy one of Fred Olen Ray's best films, though not most well known.