Yep, these Amazons are the Amazons we want to see. Not the dullards of the new "Wonder Woman" films. Nubile blonde babes showing impressive cleavage complete with cleavage buffs and some nice body oil. Cat-fights will abound. Fondling from outlaws. Humiliation by mutants. Gratuitous sex. Yep, the beautiful Amazons will be put in peril by an evil warlord and some traitors within their ranks. Today we look at 1986's "Amazons," directed by Alejandro Sessa. By the way...this may be the best film ever coming out of Argentina.
Evil warlord Kalungo (Joseph Whipp) seeks to conquer the Amazon kingdom. He has magic powers that allow him to cast lightning bolts. The Amazons are hardly ready for battle as the magic sword that gives them guaranteed victory is lost. After an initial attack, the Amazon beauties, with their impressive...smiles...and cleavage, are on the run. Amazon general, Tashinge (Danitza Kingsley) sends her best warrior, Dyala (Mindi Miller) to find it. Tashinge also sends her own daughter, Tashi (Penelope Reed) to help Dyala. The two nubile and often sweaty babes will skinny-dip, battle outlaws, endure sexual molestation and fondling, and battle mutants and a tree monster.
The sultry Tashinge will have a gratuitous and impressive sex scene with the evil Kalungo. That's right...she's betraying her Amazon babes. Life will get tougher for Dyala and Tashi as Kalungo will send a naked babe, Akam (Fabiana Smith) after them. She can also change into a lioness. Her job is to steal the sword from the two Amazons...and of course kill them. As Kalungo readies to wipe out the Amazon kingdom, Dyala and Tashi will have to hurry. Their trek will be bloody, erotic, and horrific.
Will our sultry duo recover the sword in time to repel Kalungo and his army? Is their a vicious cat-fight brewing between the sweaty Dyala and her traitorous general, Tashinge? Are the Amazons in this film a metaphor for the freedom desired by Argentinian women after the cruel and morally bankrupt reign of Evita Peron? Gratuitous to the max. The actresses in this film know how to show off their breasts and oil them up nicely. For some prurient enjoyment, see "Amazons" (by the way, Roger Corman was the Associate Producer).
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