The Dallas Connection, Playboy Playmates Seduce and Blow Up Things

Playboy Playmate models, all with large silicon breast jobs, seducing, firing guns, and blowing up things. On occasion, a catfight will develop. Oh yes, a lot of pre-marital sex in hot-tubs, in beds, or anywhere else. Add in some bondage, some exotic dancing, and a lot of hunks for them to seduce and tie up. Yep, today we look at 1994's "The Dallas Connection," directed by Drew Sidaris. International intrigue, assassinations, seductions, and steamy sex with large breasted women in hot-tubs will guide us through this film.

Black Widow (Julie Strain) is a dominatrix and heads a criminal organization bent on world destruction. She opens the film with a dominatrix routine that sees her murdering a French scientist in Paris. Her cohorts are Playboy Playmates Cobra (Julie K. Smith) and Scorpion (Wendy Hamilton). They also assassinate top world scientists. Their goal is to collect four computer chips in order to steal a satellite that can trace...well, trace something important...please don't pressure me for details. The cover for this trip is a Dallas strip club where we see some nice exotic dance routines, gratuitous showers, and topless frolicking. On the case is I/WAR, which stands for...well, something. Their top three agents are vixen Samantha (Samantha Phillips), hunk Chris (Bruce Penhall) and hunk Mark (Mark Barriero).

Samantha must guard hunk scientist Morales (Rodrigo Obregon). She'll give us an alluring lingerie seduction scene as the two have dessert. Meanwhile, Black Widow sends Cobra after Mark. The two will have steamy hot-tub pre-marital sex. Scorpion will go after Chris. She'll strip and...well, you'll see but a stun gun will be used. Meanwhile Black Widow will beat up Samantha and take her prisoner. Black Widow will order her men to rape Samantha. Fear not, Chris and Mark recover and head to the secret hide-out where Black Widow, her gals, and a two-timing Morales have Samantha prisoner. They are ready to activate the satellite that does something really important. Machine guns, bombs, and cat-fights will result in people blowing up, babes being pummeled, and silicon implants jiggling. 

Will Samantha have a final knock down drag out cat-fight with Black Widow? Will Mark and Chris get to punish Scorpion and Cobra for what they did to them? Will mud or Jell-O be utilized along with the bombs and machine guns in bringing in the conclusion of this film? Big on silicon implants, explosions, and hot-tub sex, "The Dallas Connection" is a film you must see this holiday season...Merry Christmas.