The Sensuous Nurse, Ursula Andress as an Angel in White

1975 may go down as the best year in film history.  Or at very least, the year in which film audiences were sent to the shower, the most.  Two Ursula Andress sexploitation films graced the silver screen that year..."Loaded Guns," in which she plays a naughty and ambitious stewardess...and today's feature "The Sensuous Nurse." Both Italian films...and it is mildly refreshing to see an Italian film where the sultry lead babe isn't shredded by razors. Both these films were released when Ms. Andress was 39 years of age.  Her nudity and allure shows that a 39 year old Andress can blow away any twenty-something modern day actress. 

Leonida (Mario Pisu) is the patriarch of a family who owns Italian vineyards.  He's a naughty man. After visiting his wife's grave he has a heart attack after sticking it to the beautiful wife of the cemetery caretaker.  He is in dire condition and the only word he can utter is "pussy." His heirs want him dead so they can sell the vineyards to a greedy American (Jack Palance). Benito (Duilio Del Puerte) hires a sultry nurse, Anna (Andress), from a Swiss clinic.  Her job is to 'care' for Leonida, get him sexually excited, and make sure he has a second hear attack.  Anna shows up and meets the crazy family.  Many of them like role playing sex (you know, the 'Invasion of Iwo Jima' game) with the maid Tosca (Carla Romanelli). Anna seduces...everyone including Benito's 16 year old son, Adone (Stefano Sabelli).

Anna's skinny dipping scene is classic and it sends Adone into fantasy land. Benito wants Anna to hurry up and coaches her on stuff like shoving her boobs in Leonida's face and then her rear end in the same face.  Anna and Benito will have sex in the attic and Adone will witness it.  Uh oh...Adone believes her hears them talking about murdering Leonida.  Now Anna is sent to Adone's bedroom to see what Adone knows.  Adone will be treated to quite the striptease and you will see what happens.  Uh oh for Benito...Anna is not a murderer...she develops feelings for the perverted invalid.  Leonida is able to grope her butt and what red-blooded woman wouldn't like that?  As the family gets impatient for Leonida's demise, Anna turns of the sex appeal and nudity for many members of the household.

Will Anna de-virginize Adone?  Will Leonida's heart hold out or will Anna unintentionally kill him with her sex appeal?  If nurses still looked like Ursula Andress would Europe's healthcare systems be as awful as they are today?  Ursula Andress in a sexploitation film from Italy...that is all you need to know. For an evening in which you will be sent to the showers multiple times, see the double feature "Loaded Guns" or "The Sensuous Nurse." Or both!  So choose either a kinky nurse or a kinky stewardess...you can't go wrong.