Vampire Ecstasy, Nude Lesbian Vampires

What can a candle shaped as a penis and a cucumber both be used for? If you know the answer...shame on you. If you don't, then I have a film for you. Yep, over 100 minutes of nude lesbian vampires dancing around, having lesbian sex, and shoving cucumbers and candles up there...well...you know. An inch away from pornography, if that, and very gratuitous, this is Euro-Trash at its most extreme. Directed by Joseph W. Sarno, from Germany, 1973's "Vampire Ecstasy" (aka "The Devil's Plaything").

Over 400 years ago the Baroness Vargas was burned by village babes after she tried to put them all under her spell. Too bad, the Baroness was a vampire, and no one thought to drive a stake into her. Her spirit lives on at her castle. Housekeeper Wanda (Nadia Henkowa) is actually a demonic priestess taking care of the spirit. Nadia summons two of the Baroness' descendants, Helga (Marie Forsa) and Monika (Ulrike Butz). These two nubile babes will fall under the Baroness' spell immediately and masturbate a lot and also shove candles up their...well, you know. Also arriving is Dr. Julia (Anke Syrino) and her brother Peter (Nico Wolforstettler). The brother and sister have a penchant for sensually kissing each other. Their car broke down and they find refuge at the castle.

Julia figures out right away who Wanda is and that she desires to put the Baroness' spirit into the body of Helga or Monika. Helga continually masturbates in the film, thus Peter falls in love with her.  Helga and Peter have a lot of premarital sex and Julia increasingly desires sex with her brother, too. As Wanda and her band of lesbian vixens dance and satisfy themselves with anything that will snugly fit into their...well, you know... the Baroness' spirit grows restless. Julia tries to mount a defense against the resurrection of the centuries old vampire, but having sex with her brother Peter seems to get in the way.

Is there any stopping the Baroness' resurrection in the body of either Monika or Helga? Will 100 minutes of nude beauties fondling and satisfying themselves get tiresome to the discerning viewer? Will Julia have sex with her brother, and/or put an end to the vampire coven? This is one of the most sexually gratuitous films you will ever see. For a good stroking of your prurient interests, see "Vampire Ecstasy" and avoid cucumbers on your next salad.