The Sensual Jungle, Blonde Stripper Ravaged by Headhunters

We just don't get enough movies about a blonde stripper, ravaged and forced to make young headhunting boys into men.  Social justice warriors be damned...we want cultural appropriation and blonde babes outfoxing native peoples using sex and lust.  I realize liberal coeds on college campuses are looking for a safe space now, but political correctness be damned.  So all of you tired of being lectured to by these social justice warrior types, ignore the garbage heralded at this year's Oscars and take a look at 1969's "The Sensual Jungle" (aka "Cautiva en la Selva"), directed by Leo Fleider.

Laura (Libertad Leblanc) is quite the babe, and Euro-slut.  The stripper...er...okay, exotic dancer, has an act so erotic even the women in the club drool over her.  Her beau is a navy captain.  They have much pre-marital sex.  He gives her an envelope only to be opened in the event of his death.  He dies.  She opens it to find a treasure map for jewels buried deep in the Ecuadoran jungle amidst the Auca tribe of headhunters.  She flies to Ecuador and hooks up with, and has a lot of pre-marital sex with Ivan (Gilberto Peyret).  He's a nefarious geologist and also wants the treasure.  The two hire Indians to take them deep into Auca territory to find the treasure.  Oh, yes...Laura has to have pre-marital sex with one of the Indians before this is settled.

The ravishing Laura will be hounded by snakes, Ivan, and her Indian guides on the way.  Ivan's motives are revealed...no surprise, he is a thief.  Now the Auca's converge on our party.  They want Laura to have pre-marital sex with their boys so they will become warriors...Laura complies.  Now Laura and her party are at the mercy of the headhunters.  Only Laura, to the savages, seems to have an upside.  Laura will see her intimate undies played with by the headhunters.  She'll also witness headhunter boys become men.  Now we wait to see what the Auca's decide of the fate of the invaders.

Will the headhunters spare Laura's life now that they know she can make any boy a man in one night of passion?  What will be the fate of Ivan and the Indian guides?  Why can't we see more movies about Euro-sluts besting native peoples in jungles?  This is a good one especially for you college guys who are not allowed to act out on your own carnal instincts.  For an un-PC great time, see "The Sensual Jungle."  

Space Girls in Beverly Hills, Three Sultry Space Babes Show Up California Dolls

Donna Spangler, Playboy model, martial artist, wrestler, artist...why wasn't she nominated to the Supreme Court!  I guess she's too smart.  Even better she wrote and stars in a neat film which sends a bitter warning to America's female population.  The message?  You gals are getting increasingly less attractive to guys and the guys may look otherworldly for their next dates.  Gritty reality at its best.  Today we look at 2009's "Space Girls in Beverly Hills," directed by Tony Colceri.

The planet Venesia is in trouble.  All of its men, stupid as they were, were killed in battle.  Now the babes of the planet need to find men to...well...breed with.  A trio of babes is selected for the exploration mission.  The blonde Katana (Spangler), the brunette Rayan (Allie Moss), and the redheaded Silica (Brittan Taylor).  They are clad in tight shiny silver jumpsuits and boots...right out of a Max Gunssler novel.   The trio of beauties heads to Earth and will crash land in Beverly Hills.  They crash into the mansion of art collector Baron Von Benson (Colceri).  He's a real heal.  The cad is looking for a gal half his age for steamy sex.  The California babes all know his reputation, or are either pregnant, married, in a relationship...or insane.

Finally, Baron gets a slut to live with him...Elain Cashbender (Jill Noel).  Elain is a real dish...and wears tight outfits.  She is after his money and valuable art collection.  May I say that Ms. Noel's performance is Oscar worthy?  She proves to be psycho and is quickly displaced by the three space girls.  Now Elain vows vengeance on the three beauties and Baron.  Meanwhile, the trio are sweet on Baron and he becomes a decent human being in getting to know them.  His buddy Steve (George Thomas) is invited over and he falls in love with Silica and Rayan.  Baron is now paired with Katana and the two are in love.  Meanwhile Elain will stop at nothing to have the space girls abducted by scientists and dissected in a lab...typical Earth girl!  The space girls form a girl band and woo anyone who hears them sing.  Okay, that's enough of the plot.

The space girls are super hot, especially in their tight get-ups.  The California babes, however evil or superficial are also incredibly hot in their tight Beverly Hills get-ups.  Miss Noel as the psycho blonde is an infinitely better actress than Harvey Weinstein's buddy, Meryl Streep.  Will space girls supplant Earth girls as the number one choice for any man who seeks a good woman to date?  Will space girls make every college coed a lonely woman on the weekends?  If space girls were a real thing, would sexual harassment claims of Earth women and cases drop to nil?  Pure fantasy?  Maybe.  Still, Earth women beware, a lot of guys are going to watch "Space Girls in Beverly Hills."   

Escape from Area 51, Donna D'Errico Space Babe

Okay, a "Baywatch" beauty clad in a tight shiny silver catsuit with much cleavage...enough said.  Donna D'Errico is the aforementioned space-babe in today's feature from 2021, "Escape from Area 51," directed by Eric Mittleman.  She'll be joined by more sultry space-babes and some Earth babes, too.  Say what you want about this film but Miss D'Errico is in almost every scene thrusting her cleavage at us and practically exploding out of the shiny suit.  

As our film begins, Sheera (D'Errico) escapes after having been captured by government spooks at Area 51.  She hails from a distant planet and her ship crashed on Earth.  Her sultry partner, Kyra (Anouk Samuel) has just been captured by an evil space race and is being strapped down for torture.  Sklarr (Chris Browning) is part of that evil race and he lands on Earth to hunt Sheera.  Sheera befriends three rave nerds; the nubile and fishnet clad Molly (Chloe Aman), Jason (Zeke Jones), and UFO Vlogger Ernest (Caleb Thomas).  The guys are dweebs but Sheera shows a special liking to Molly.  As Kyra is strapped down, Sklarr bumbles his way toward the fleeing Sheera. 

Dr. Jill Landress (Veronica Farren) is a sultry dame who might be the one who runs Area 51...or maybe someone else.  She is pursuing Sklarr, but we are not sure if she is hunting him or desiring to join him.  Sklarr's plans for Earth are revealed and we learn the balance of life on our planet is in jeopardy.  Sheera continues to wear her silver suit well and Molly's attire gets more provocative.  As ravers are murdered by the hundreds by Sklarr, Sheera mounts an offensive with her new Earth friends to defeat and kill the evil invader. 

Will Sklarr, Molly, and Kyra end up in a steamy shower or engage in a gratuitous catfight?  With Kyra strapped to an interrogation table, what will Sklarr's men do to her?  What is Dr. Jill Landress' real motivation for tracking Sklarr and Sheera?  Alluring and frivolous.  The space-babes in this film are sultry and frisky.  For a science fiction film infinitely better than "Moonfall" or "Jupiter Ascending," see "Escape from Area 51."   

Private Property, Conspiring to Ravage

Kate Manx overdosed on pills four years after starring in 1960's "Private Property," directed by her husband Leslie Stevens.  This is quite a tragedy especially for those that admire stunning beauty.  Every move she made and every line she uttered oozed with seduction in this film.  Often clad in white, this, at times was a difficult to watch, as we knew what two neer-do-wells had planned for her.  The soiling of beauty and wholesomeness is on display in this vicious exploitation film.

The aforementioned neer-do-wells, Duke (Corey Allen) and Boots (Warren Oates) hit town.  As they are about to hit a filling station, the duo sees Ann (Manx) getting her car filled.  Ann pulls away and the duo carjack a salesman and his car to follow Ann home.  Boots is a virgin and Duke promises to fix it so Boots can make mad love to the blonde beauty.  The pair break into a vacant house next door and observe Ann from the window.  Ann spends her days swimming in the pool or sunbathing in a white bikini.  All seduction, all the time.  Uh oh, Ann is married to an insurance salesman, Roger (Robert Wark).  Ann wants to have sex with Roger and he always wants to go to bed.

Even after showing off her new white negligee, Roger is not interested in sex.  Duke makes his move.  While Roger is gone at work, Duke introduces himself as a landscaper and tries to win Ann's affection.  The shy virgin, Boots, gets impatient as he sees his buddy moving in on Ann.  Now Duke gets more aggressive as he senses Ann's sexual frustration with her husband.  Now Ann appears ready to go all the way.  Duke now has to deal with Boots, who insists on being the one to violate Ann.  Uh oh, the true nature of these two thugs starts bubbling to the surface and it is obvious that Ann's virtue and her life are in danger.

Will the naïve and sexually frustrated Ann escape the wrath of these two miserable brutes?  Can Duke afford to let Ann live after he allows Boots to rape her, or after he himself rapes Ann?  Will survival instincts kick in for our blonde babe enabling her to mount a defense to these criminals?  Kate Manx' beauty and allure carry this film.  The plot gets prurient and vicious as we really pull for the blonde clad in white.  For a weird erotic thriller, see "Private Property."  

Sinner's Blood, Sultry Sisters Accosted

Nope...we won't be delving into the feel good film of 1969 in this entry. Quite the opposite, in fact. A lurid and deviant tale which includes sexual deviancy, taboo sex, rape, illegal drugs, more rape, torture, and more forbidden sex. 1969's "Sinner's Blood," directed by Neil Douglas, is our feature today. Throw in a biker gang and a homosexual side-story, incest, and brutal violence and now you can make an informed decision of if you want to read on.

After their mother's death, two knock-out teens, Patricia (Cristy Beal) and Penny (Nanci Sheldon) are sent to live with their Uncle Clarence (Ron Fisher) and Aunt Grace (Drucilla Hoy).  Everyone's hormones are exploding as soon as the sisters get off the train...Penny's white go-go boots help with this. Penny starts seducing immediately and lures her uncle into the shower with her. Zack, the preacher's son, takes a liking to the more modest Patricia. Uh oh...so does her cousin Edwina (Julie Connors). Edwina will enter Patricia's room, undress her, and almost seduce her. Edwina's brother, Aubrey (John Tait) is also her lover. Now Aubrey is jealous and races into the room and tries to rape his cousin. We haven't even talked about the promiscuous Penny in great length yet.

After seducing her uncle, Penny befriends an evil motorcycle gang. She parties and does drugs with them.  She has already seduced one of them, Gentry (Parker Herriott). Bad things happen at the biker orgy and the consequences are deadly. A humiliated and perverted Aubrey runs from his unsuccessful rape and ends up at the orgy just in time to see Penny...wait...no spoilers here. The deviance he will see will result in bloody carnage and humiliating torment. As Patricia tries to recover from two attempted rapes (both at the hands of her cousins), Penny gets in over her head. The ending will be lurid and surreal.

Are there any other relatives who might want to rape the nubile Patricia? Will the sex-crazed and deviant Penny find true love with the biker gang? How many of us have asked that same question to ourselves about true love and biker gangs? Deviant...lurid...dark...perverted...you have been warned. For some nice drive-in exploitation fare, see "Sinner's Blood."  

Scum of the Earth, Nubile Nude Babes in Much Distress

When discussing Herschell Gordon Lewis, we mainly discuss nubile beauties in states of undress and in several pieces.  Not that there is anything wrong with this...after all, here in 2021, the relationship between the sexes in America is almost war.  Women want castration...men want pleasure androids.  Both viewpoints are merited.  A toned down but equally brutal movie is Mr. Lewis' 1963 film "Scum of the Earth."  No detached limbs or buckets of blood, but perhaps an accurate (not metaphorical) depiction of the misogyny in America's entertainment industry. 

Sandy (Sandra Sinclair) is a babe and a half.  The unfortunate beauty is now being blackmailed by a porn cabal to pose nude and be raped on film.  Harmon (William Kerwin) is the cynical photographer who must take the pictures and stand around while the beauties get raped and pummeled.  Sandy has an out...find another gal.  She finds the clean cut Kim (Louise Downe).  With Harmon's help, Kim is seduced and conned into doing nude photos.  The cabal has her and threatens to show the pics to her dad if she doesn't get more prurient.  Ajax (Craig Maudslay, Jr.) is the male model who will pummel and rape her on film.  Now Kim is hooked and she will be asked to do so many humiliating things.

As Sandy is weened from her nude modeling career, Kim is pulled in deeper.  Ajax is so willing to work her over and her only hope may be Harmon.  As cynical and unemotional as he tries to be, we see a hint of humanity left inside him.  The photo sessions are dirty and slimy and Kim's descent into porn is quickening.  Now the cabal wants her to pose with other nude beauties and Ajax is getting more unhinged.

Will any of Harmon's remaining humanity bubble to the surface and try to help Kim?  Will Kim escape the world of porn and humiliation?  Will actresses view this film and see it as a warning to an entertainment industry run by Weinstein-like fiends (male and female)?  Gritty and hard to watch, this Herschell Gordon Lewis film is light on bloodshed and heavy on cheese and humiliation.  For a real nice video nasty, see "Scum of the Earth."       

Amazons, Cleavage Heavy Babes All Oiled Up

Yep, these Amazons are the Amazons we want to see.  Not the dullards of the new "Wonder Woman" films.  Nubile blonde babes showing impressive cleavage complete with cleavage buffs and some nice body oil.  Cat-fights will abound.  Fondling from outlaws.  Humiliation by mutants.  Gratuitous sex.  Yep, the beautiful Amazons will be put in peril by an evil warlord and some traitors within their ranks.  Today we look at 1986's "Amazons," directed by Alejandro Sessa.  By the way...this may be the best film ever coming out of Argentina.

Evil warlord Kalungo (Joseph Whipp) seeks to conquer the Amazon kingdom.  He has magic powers that allow him to cast lightning bolts.  The Amazons are hardly ready for battle as the magic sword that gives them guaranteed victory is lost.  After an initial attack, the Amazon beauties, with their impressive...smiles...and cleavage, are on the run.  Amazon general, Tashinge (Danitza Kingsley) sends her best warrior, Dyala (Mindi Miller) to find it.  Tashinge also sends her own daughter, Tashi (Penelope Reed) to help Dyala.  The two nubile and often sweaty babes will skinny-dip, battle outlaws, endure sexual molestation and fondling, and battle mutants and a tree monster.  

The sultry Tashinge will have a gratuitous and impressive sex scene with the evil Kalungo.  That's right...she's betraying her Amazon babes.  Life will get tougher for Dyala and Tashi as Kalungo will send a naked babe, Akam (Fabiana Smith) after them.  She can also change into a lioness.  Her job is to steal the sword from the two Amazons...and of course kill them.  As Kalungo readies to wipe out the Amazon kingdom, Dyala and Tashi will have to hurry.  Their trek will be bloody, erotic, and horrific.

Will our sultry duo recover the sword in time to repel Kalungo and his army?  Is their a vicious cat-fight brewing between the sweaty Dyala and her traitorous general, Tashinge?  Are the Amazons in this film a metaphor for the freedom desired by Argentinian women after the cruel and morally bankrupt reign of Evita Peron?  Gratuitous to the max.  The actresses in this film know how to show off their breasts and oil them up nicely. For some prurient enjoyment, see "Amazons" (by the way, Roger Corman was the Associate Producer).