Donna Spangler, Playboy model, martial artist, wrestler, artist...why wasn't she nominated to the Supreme Court! I guess she's too smart. Even better she wrote and stars in a neat film which sends a bitter warning to America's female population. The message? You gals are getting increasingly less attractive to guys and the guys may look otherworldly for their next dates. Gritty reality at its best. Today we look at 2009's "Space Girls in Beverly Hills," directed by Tony Colceri.
The planet Venesia is in trouble. All of its men, stupid as they were, were killed in battle. Now the babes of the planet need to find men to...well...breed with. A trio of babes is selected for the exploration mission. The blonde Katana (Spangler), the brunette Rayan (Allie Moss), and the redheaded Silica (Brittan Taylor). They are clad in tight shiny silver jumpsuits and boots...right out of a Max Gunssler novel. The trio of beauties heads to Earth and will crash land in Beverly Hills. They crash into the mansion of art collector Baron Von Benson (Colceri). He's a real heal. The cad is looking for a gal half his age for steamy sex. The California babes all know his reputation, or are either pregnant, married, in a relationship...or insane.
Finally, Baron gets a slut to live with him...Elain Cashbender (Jill Noel). Elain is a real dish...and wears tight outfits. She is after his money and valuable art collection. May I say that Ms. Noel's performance is Oscar worthy? She proves to be psycho and is quickly displaced by the three space girls. Now Elain vows vengeance on the three beauties and Baron. Meanwhile, the trio are sweet on Baron and he becomes a decent human being in getting to know them. His buddy Steve (George Thomas) is invited over and he falls in love with Silica and Rayan. Baron is now paired with Katana and the two are in love. Meanwhile Elain will stop at nothing to have the space girls abducted by scientists and dissected in a lab...typical Earth girl! The space girls form a girl band and woo anyone who hears them sing. Okay, that's enough of the plot.
The space girls are super hot, especially in their tight get-ups. The California babes, however evil or superficial are also incredibly hot in their tight Beverly Hills get-ups. Miss Noel as the psycho blonde is an infinitely better actress than Harvey Weinstein's buddy, Meryl Streep. Will space girls supplant Earth girls as the number one choice for any man who seeks a good woman to date? Will space girls make every college coed a lonely woman on the weekends? If space girls were a real thing, would sexual harassment claims of Earth women and cases drop to nil? Pure fantasy? Maybe. Still, Earth women beware, a lot of guys are going to watch "Space Girls in Beverly Hills."
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