Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Space Girls in Beverly Hills, Three Sultry Space Babes Show Up California Dolls

Donna Spangler, Playboy model, martial artist, wrestler, artist...why wasn't she nominated to the Supreme Court!  I guess she's too smart.  Even better she wrote and stars in a neat film which sends a bitter warning to America's female population.  The message?  You gals are getting increasingly less attractive to guys and the guys may look otherworldly for their next dates.  Gritty reality at its best.  Today we look at 2009's "Space Girls in Beverly Hills," directed by Tony Colceri.

The planet Venesia is in trouble.  All of its men, stupid as they were, were killed in battle.  Now the babes of the planet need to find men to...well...breed with.  A trio of babes is selected for the exploration mission.  The blonde Katana (Spangler), the brunette Rayan (Allie Moss), and the redheaded Silica (Brittan Taylor).  They are clad in tight shiny silver jumpsuits and boots...right out of a Max Gunssler novel.   The trio of beauties heads to Earth and will crash land in Beverly Hills.  They crash into the mansion of art collector Baron Von Benson (Colceri).  He's a real heal.  The cad is looking for a gal half his age for steamy sex.  The California babes all know his reputation, or are either pregnant, married, in a relationship...or insane.


Finally, Baron gets a slut to live with him...Elain Cashbender (Jill Noel).  Elain is a real dish...and wears tight outfits.  She is after his money and valuable art collection.  May I say that Ms. Noel's performance is Oscar worthy?  She proves to be psycho and is quickly displaced by the three space girls.  Now Elain vows vengeance on the three beauties and Baron.  Meanwhile, the trio are sweet on Baron and he becomes a decent human being in getting to know them.  His buddy Steve (George Thomas) is invited over and he falls in love with Silica and Rayan.  Baron is now paired with Katana and the two are in love.  Meanwhile Elain will stop at nothing to have the space girls abducted by scientists and dissected in a lab...typical Earth girl!  The space girls form a girl band and woo anyone who hears them sing.  Okay, that's enough of the plot.

The space girls are super hot, especially in their tight get-ups.  The California babes, however evil or superficial are also incredibly hot in their tight Beverly Hills get-ups.  Miss Noel as the psycho blonde is an infinitely better actress than Harvey Weinstein's buddy, Meryl Streep.  Will space girls supplant Earth girls as the number one choice for any man who seeks a good woman to date?  Will space girls make every college coed a lonely woman on the weekends?  If space girls were a real thing, would sexual harassment claims of Earth women and cases drop to nil?  Pure fantasy?  Maybe.  Still, Earth women beware, a lot of guys are going to watch "Space Girls in Beverly Hills."   

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Escape from Area 51, Donna D'Errico Space Babe

Okay, a "Baywatch" beauty clad in a tight shiny silver catsuit with much cleavage...enough said.  Donna D'Errico is the aforementioned space-babe in today's feature from 2021, "Escape from Area 51," directed by Eric Mittleman.  She'll be joined by more sultry space-babes and some Earth babes, too.  Say what you want about this film but Miss D'Errico is in almost every scene thrusting her cleavage at us and practically exploding out of the shiny suit.  

As our film begins, Sheera (D'Errico) escapes after having been captured by government spooks at Area 51.  She hails from a distant planet and her ship crashed on Earth.  Her sultry partner, Kyra (Anouk Samuel) has just been captured by an evil space race and is being strapped down for torture.  Sklarr (Chris Browning) is part of that evil race and he lands on Earth to hunt Sheera.  Sheera befriends three rave nerds; the nubile and fishnet clad Molly (Chloe Aman), Jason (Zeke Jones), and UFO Vlogger Ernest (Caleb Thomas).  The guys are dweebs but Sheera shows a special liking to Molly.  As Kyra is strapped down, Sklarr bumbles his way toward the fleeing Sheera. 


Dr. Jill Landress (Veronica Farren) is a sultry dame who might be the one who runs Area 51...or maybe someone else.  She is pursuing Sklarr, but we are not sure if she is hunting him or desiring to join him.  Sklarr's plans for Earth are revealed and we learn the balance of life on our planet is in jeopardy.  Sheera continues to wear her silver suit well and Molly's attire gets more provocative.  As ravers are murdered by the hundreds by Sklarr, Sheera mounts an offensive with her new Earth friends to defeat and kill the evil invader. 

Will Sklarr, Molly, and Kyra end up in a steamy shower or engage in a gratuitous catfight?  With Kyra strapped to an interrogation table, what will Sklarr's men do to her?  What is Dr. Jill Landress' real motivation for tracking Sklarr and Sheera?  Alluring and frivolous.  The space-babes in this film are sultry and frisky.  For a science fiction film infinitely better than "Moonfall" or "Jupiter Ascending," see "Escape from Area 51."