Stewardess School, Sexploitation from the 80s

Throw woke out!  Throw out Political Correctness!  Snowflakes, get out!  You gotta love when strong independent women are reduced to topless nymphomaniacs by alcohol and drugs.  You gotta love when these strong willed women have their faces shoved in the toilet to be stained by human waste.  You gotta love when a blonde bimbo with a talent for blow jobs is heralded as a hero!  We need more of this!  Hence 1986's "Stewardess School," directed by Ken Blancato.  This may be the magnum opus for "Happy Days" star Don Most...and for blonde bimbo-portrayer Judy Landers.

Philo (Brett Cullen) and George (Most) wash out of pilot school.  George has an idea...score some chicks by enrolling at stewardess school.  Also enrolling are life's miserable failures, Sugar, a whore on probation (Landers), Kelly (Mary Cordette),an orchestra musician who messes up bad, Wanda (Sandahl Bergman), a wrestler recently dumped by her dweeb fiancé.  Now the session starts and grouch Miss Grummit (Vicki Frederick) is determined to flunk them all out.  Oh yes, Philo is severely near sighted and the babes don't mind when he joins them in their shower...no such luck for George.  Kelly and Philo begin a romance and kiss a lot and have pre-marital sex.  Sugar seduces the school's doctor.  Then we have Cindy (Corinne Bohrer), a biker chick who scores them all biker dudes for dates to an exclusive Frat party.

The party will go sideways as drugs and alcohol are introduced.  Refined sorority sisters will be turned into topless nymphos as we are treated to classic sexploitation.  The female students will prance around in skimpy lingerie and be topless a lot.  George and Philo will drool a lot and both get really lucky.  Meanwhile, Miss Grummit  further plots their demise.  The last half hour will be classic...as Sugar will demonstrate her talent for the aforementioned sex act on an excited passenger.  Gritty reality...okay, maybe not.  There are even avenues for humor that are illegal in today's films...too bad...you can probably guess what they are.

Just who will get blown by our hooker on parole?  Will Wanda engage in any catfights with other lingerie clad babes?  Why can't domestic carriers hire stewardesses that look like Judy Landers?  This is a fun one that would not be allowed to be made here in the 21st century.  The New Puritanism of woke-ism is now being defeated, but is still in place, at least for a little while longer.  While woke rules Hollywood, take in this sexploitation classic, "Stewardess School," from almost 40 years ago.     

Altitude, Die Hard at 35,000 Feet

Denise Richards!  Dolph Lundgren!  Chuck Liddell!  Stewardesses in peril!  Yep, remember the days we used to like the FBI?  Director Christopher Wray now oversees America's version of the SS and the American people no longer hold the Bureau in any kind of esteem.  In this 2017 film, the Bureau is screwing one of their own agents...and that agent is played by Denise Richards!  Today we look at 2017's "Altitude," directed by Alex Merkin.

After saving many lives, Special Agent Gretchen Blair (Richards) is busted down and sent to FBIHQ for discipline.  Saving lives instead of protecting establishment politicians will get you busted in today's FBI.  They put the beauty on a commercial airline headed for DC.  She is moved to first class by a babe stewardess, Clare (Chelsea Edmundson) and now sits next to the ravishing Terry (Kirk Barker).  Terry comes on to Gretchen and offers her $50 million to make sure he survives the flight.  Gretchen sort of likes him, he is a suave hunk, but is suspicious.  Uh oh...one of the babe stewardesses is Sadie (Greer Grammer).  She, Dolph Lundgren, and Chuck Liddell kill the other stewardesses and pilots and hijack the airplane.

Terrorists?  It seems that they are...in reality, Terry has goods worth billions of dollars in the cargo hold and Dolph Lundgren and Sadie want it.  As Dolph and Sadie work over Terry, Gretchen acts.  Now she turns all Bruce Willis and goes to war against the bad guys.  She'll have to battle Chuck Liddell, Dolph Lundgren, and the sultry but evil Sadie.  Oh yes, there will be a nice catfight.  Uh oh, again.  Our thieves have a detailed plan which does not include any of the passengers surviving.  Gretchen must decimate a bunch of peeps who are three times bigger than her and also out slap the evil Sadie...and then start a love affair with Terry.

Just what does Terry have that is worth billions of dollars and fits in a suitcase?  Will Gretchen shove Sadie's false eyelashes up her nose or will Sadie shove Gretchen's panties down her throat?  Will Clare, our stunning stewardess, survive the evil peeps who seek to rip her head off?  This is a good one.  If the FBI had more agents like Denise Richards and less like stormtroopers who threaten parents at schoolboard meetings, we might still like the FBI.  For some adventure, action, and intrigue at 35,000 feet, see "Altitude."

      

Untamed Women, Scantily Clad Babes vs. Dinosaurs and Cavemen

Oh yes!  Bikini or skimpy toga clad dames jumping up and down and traipsing through the wilderness of an uncharted island.  A plot we can all get behind.  The babes are gorgeous and every ounce of them beckons for a man, a real man, to grab them, tear off their skimpy garments, shove their faces into theirs and...well, you know.  Will any civilized men be able to do that before these dames are soiled by hairy cavemen or eaten by lizards?  A question still pertinent in today's culture.  Now we look at 1952's "Untamed Women," directed by W. Merle Connell. 

During World War 2 a lone bomber is shot down over the South Pacific.  Most of the crew is killed, but four survivors manage to make it to an uncharted island.  Hunk Steve (Mikel Conrad) commands his three mates.  Early on, the quartet are captured by dozens of ravishing babes clad in almost nothing.  Soon, the gals lust for the guys.  The untamed women are led by Sandra (Doris Merrick) and she frees the men from their jail.  Now she tells the men to get going lest her women will be distracted by lust.  The men hoof it across the island and realize they are being hunted by dinosaurs.  The reptiles almost get them until the women save them and bring them back.

Uh oh...hairy cavemen attack.  They seek to drag off the women and...well...you can figure it out.  The chivalrous bomber crew fight off the cavemen with their guns but ammo is getting low.  Now the untamed women are extremely hot for the guys.  Sandra seems quite taken with Steve.  More bad news...the hairy cavemen will not be denied and our hunks are out of bullets.  Even worse news...well, you'll see.  Suffice it to say, our scantily clad untamed women are in much peril from being soiled by monsters, hairy man-beasts, and other stuff.

Will the four crewmen eventually be able to procreate with the nubile untamed babes?  Are untamed babes with a limited knowledge of our language preferable to our young women today who are hyper-sensitive about harassment?  Which would modern men prefer...these untamed nubile babes or sex-androids that can be turned on or off at will?  Asking for a friend.  For some real 1950's exploitation, see "Untamed Women."

The Sensual Jungle, Blonde Stripper Ravaged by Headhunters

We just don't get enough movies about a blonde stripper, ravaged and forced to make young headhunting boys into men.  Social justice warriors be damned...we want cultural appropriation and blonde babes outfoxing native peoples using sex and lust.  I realize liberal coeds on college campuses are looking for a safe space now, but political correctness be damned.  So all of you tired of being lectured to by these social justice warrior types, ignore the garbage heralded at this year's Oscars and take a look at 1969's "The Sensual Jungle" (aka "Cautiva en la Selva"), directed by Leo Fleider.

Laura (Libertad Leblanc) is quite the babe, and Euro-slut.  The stripper...er...okay, exotic dancer, has an act so erotic even the women in the club drool over her.  Her beau is a navy captain.  They have much pre-marital sex.  He gives her an envelope only to be opened in the event of his death.  He dies.  She opens it to find a treasure map for jewels buried deep in the Ecuadoran jungle amidst the Auca tribe of headhunters.  She flies to Ecuador and hooks up with, and has a lot of pre-marital sex with Ivan (Gilberto Peyret).  He's a nefarious geologist and also wants the treasure.  The two hire Indians to take them deep into Auca territory to find the treasure.  Oh, yes...Laura has to have pre-marital sex with one of the Indians before this is settled.

The ravishing Laura will be hounded by snakes, Ivan, and her Indian guides on the way.  Ivan's motives are revealed...no surprise, he is a thief.  Now the Auca's converge on our party.  They want Laura to have pre-marital sex with their boys so they will become warriors...Laura complies.  Now Laura and her party are at the mercy of the headhunters.  Only Laura, to the savages, seems to have an upside.  Laura will see her intimate undies played with by the headhunters.  She'll also witness headhunter boys become men.  Now we wait to see what the Auca's decide of the fate of the invaders.

Will the headhunters spare Laura's life now that they know she can make any boy a man in one night of passion?  What will be the fate of Ivan and the Indian guides?  Why can't we see more movies about Euro-sluts besting native peoples in jungles?  This is a good one especially for you college guys who are not allowed to act out on your own carnal instincts.  For an un-PC great time, see "The Sensual Jungle."  

Space Girls in Beverly Hills, Three Sultry Space Babes Show Up California Dolls

Donna Spangler, Playboy model, martial artist, wrestler, artist...why wasn't she nominated to the Supreme Court!  I guess she's too smart.  Even better she wrote and stars in a neat film which sends a bitter warning to America's female population.  The message?  You gals are getting increasingly less attractive to guys and the guys may look otherworldly for their next dates.  Gritty reality at its best.  Today we look at 2009's "Space Girls in Beverly Hills," directed by Tony Colceri.

The planet Venesia is in trouble.  All of its men, stupid as they were, were killed in battle.  Now the babes of the planet need to find men to...well...breed with.  A trio of babes is selected for the exploration mission.  The blonde Katana (Spangler), the brunette Rayan (Allie Moss), and the redheaded Silica (Brittan Taylor).  They are clad in tight shiny silver jumpsuits and boots...right out of a Max Gunssler novel.   The trio of beauties heads to Earth and will crash land in Beverly Hills.  They crash into the mansion of art collector Baron Von Benson (Colceri).  He's a real heal.  The cad is looking for a gal half his age for steamy sex.  The California babes all know his reputation, or are either pregnant, married, in a relationship...or insane.

Finally, Baron gets a slut to live with him...Elain Cashbender (Jill Noel).  Elain is a real dish...and wears tight outfits.  She is after his money and valuable art collection.  May I say that Ms. Noel's performance is Oscar worthy?  She proves to be psycho and is quickly displaced by the three space girls.  Now Elain vows vengeance on the three beauties and Baron.  Meanwhile, the trio are sweet on Baron and he becomes a decent human being in getting to know them.  His buddy Steve (George Thomas) is invited over and he falls in love with Silica and Rayan.  Baron is now paired with Katana and the two are in love.  Meanwhile Elain will stop at nothing to have the space girls abducted by scientists and dissected in a lab...typical Earth girl!  The space girls form a girl band and woo anyone who hears them sing.  Okay, that's enough of the plot.

The space girls are super hot, especially in their tight get-ups.  The California babes, however evil or superficial are also incredibly hot in their tight Beverly Hills get-ups.  Miss Noel as the psycho blonde is an infinitely better actress than Harvey Weinstein's buddy, Meryl Streep.  Will space girls supplant Earth girls as the number one choice for any man who seeks a good woman to date?  Will space girls make every college coed a lonely woman on the weekends?  If space girls were a real thing, would sexual harassment claims of Earth women and cases drop to nil?  Pure fantasy?  Maybe.  Still, Earth women beware, a lot of guys are going to watch "Space Girls in Beverly Hills."   

Escape from Area 51, Donna D'Errico Space Babe

Okay, a "Baywatch" beauty clad in a tight shiny silver catsuit with much cleavage...enough said.  Donna D'Errico is the aforementioned space-babe in today's feature from 2021, "Escape from Area 51," directed by Eric Mittleman.  She'll be joined by more sultry space-babes and some Earth babes, too.  Say what you want about this film but Miss D'Errico is in almost every scene thrusting her cleavage at us and practically exploding out of the shiny suit.  

As our film begins, Sheera (D'Errico) escapes after having been captured by government spooks at Area 51.  She hails from a distant planet and her ship crashed on Earth.  Her sultry partner, Kyra (Anouk Samuel) has just been captured by an evil space race and is being strapped down for torture.  Sklarr (Chris Browning) is part of that evil race and he lands on Earth to hunt Sheera.  Sheera befriends three rave nerds; the nubile and fishnet clad Molly (Chloe Aman), Jason (Zeke Jones), and UFO Vlogger Ernest (Caleb Thomas).  The guys are dweebs but Sheera shows a special liking to Molly.  As Kyra is strapped down, Sklarr bumbles his way toward the fleeing Sheera. 

Dr. Jill Landress (Veronica Farren) is a sultry dame who might be the one who runs Area 51...or maybe someone else.  She is pursuing Sklarr, but we are not sure if she is hunting him or desiring to join him.  Sklarr's plans for Earth are revealed and we learn the balance of life on our planet is in jeopardy.  Sheera continues to wear her silver suit well and Molly's attire gets more provocative.  As ravers are murdered by the hundreds by Sklarr, Sheera mounts an offensive with her new Earth friends to defeat and kill the evil invader. 

Will Sklarr, Molly, and Kyra end up in a steamy shower or engage in a gratuitous catfight?  With Kyra strapped to an interrogation table, what will Sklarr's men do to her?  What is Dr. Jill Landress' real motivation for tracking Sklarr and Sheera?  Alluring and frivolous.  The space-babes in this film are sultry and frisky.  For a science fiction film infinitely better than "Moonfall" or "Jupiter Ascending," see "Escape from Area 51."   

Private Property, Conspiring to Ravage

Kate Manx overdosed on pills four years after starring in 1960's "Private Property," directed by her husband Leslie Stevens.  This is quite a tragedy especially for those that admire stunning beauty.  Every move she made and every line she uttered oozed with seduction in this film.  Often clad in white, this, at times was a difficult to watch, as we knew what two neer-do-wells had planned for her.  The soiling of beauty and wholesomeness is on display in this vicious exploitation film.

The aforementioned neer-do-wells, Duke (Corey Allen) and Boots (Warren Oates) hit town.  As they are about to hit a filling station, the duo sees Ann (Manx) getting her car filled.  Ann pulls away and the duo carjack a salesman and his car to follow Ann home.  Boots is a virgin and Duke promises to fix it so Boots can make mad love to the blonde beauty.  The pair break into a vacant house next door and observe Ann from the window.  Ann spends her days swimming in the pool or sunbathing in a white bikini.  All seduction, all the time.  Uh oh, Ann is married to an insurance salesman, Roger (Robert Wark).  Ann wants to have sex with Roger and he always wants to go to bed.

Even after showing off her new white negligee, Roger is not interested in sex.  Duke makes his move.  While Roger is gone at work, Duke introduces himself as a landscaper and tries to win Ann's affection.  The shy virgin, Boots, gets impatient as he sees his buddy moving in on Ann.  Now Duke gets more aggressive as he senses Ann's sexual frustration with her husband.  Now Ann appears ready to go all the way.  Duke now has to deal with Boots, who insists on being the one to violate Ann.  Uh oh, the true nature of these two thugs starts bubbling to the surface and it is obvious that Ann's virtue and her life are in danger.

Will the naïve and sexually frustrated Ann escape the wrath of these two miserable brutes?  Can Duke afford to let Ann live after he allows Boots to rape her, or after he himself rapes Ann?  Will survival instincts kick in for our blonde babe enabling her to mount a defense to these criminals?  Kate Manx' beauty and allure carry this film.  The plot gets prurient and vicious as we really pull for the blonde clad in white.  For a weird erotic thriller, see "Private Property."  

Sinner's Blood, Sultry Sisters Accosted

Nope...we won't be delving into the feel good film of 1969 in this entry. Quite the opposite, in fact. A lurid and deviant tale which includes sexual deviancy, taboo sex, rape, illegal drugs, more rape, torture, and more forbidden sex. 1969's "Sinner's Blood," directed by Neil Douglas, is our feature today. Throw in a biker gang and a homosexual side-story, incest, and brutal violence and now you can make an informed decision of if you want to read on.

After their mother's death, two knock-out teens, Patricia (Cristy Beal) and Penny (Nanci Sheldon) are sent to live with their Uncle Clarence (Ron Fisher) and Aunt Grace (Drucilla Hoy).  Everyone's hormones are exploding as soon as the sisters get off the train...Penny's white go-go boots help with this. Penny starts seducing immediately and lures her uncle into the shower with her. Zack, the preacher's son, takes a liking to the more modest Patricia. Uh oh...so does her cousin Edwina (Julie Connors). Edwina will enter Patricia's room, undress her, and almost seduce her. Edwina's brother, Aubrey (John Tait) is also her lover. Now Aubrey is jealous and races into the room and tries to rape his cousin. We haven't even talked about the promiscuous Penny in great length yet.

After seducing her uncle, Penny befriends an evil motorcycle gang. She parties and does drugs with them.  She has already seduced one of them, Gentry (Parker Herriott). Bad things happen at the biker orgy and the consequences are deadly. A humiliated and perverted Aubrey runs from his unsuccessful rape and ends up at the orgy just in time to see Penny...wait...no spoilers here. The deviance he will see will result in bloody carnage and humiliating torment. As Patricia tries to recover from two attempted rapes (both at the hands of her cousins), Penny gets in over her head. The ending will be lurid and surreal.

Are there any other relatives who might want to rape the nubile Patricia? Will the sex-crazed and deviant Penny find true love with the biker gang? How many of us have asked that same question to ourselves about true love and biker gangs? Deviant...lurid...dark...perverted...you have been warned. For some nice drive-in exploitation fare, see "Sinner's Blood."