Monday, September 27, 2021

Scum of the Earth, Nubile Nude Babes in Much Distress

When discussing Herschell Gordon Lewis, we mainly discuss nubile beauties in states of undress and in several pieces.  Not that there is anything wrong with this...after all, here in 2021, the relationship between the sexes in America is almost war.  Women want castration...men want pleasure androids.  Both viewpoints are merited.  A toned down but equally brutal movie is Mr. Lewis' 1963 film "Scum of the Earth."  No detached limbs or buckets of blood, but perhaps an accurate (not metaphorical) depiction of the misogyny in America's entertainment industry. 

Sandy (Sandra Sinclair) is a babe and a half.  The unfortunate beauty is now being blackmailed by a porn cabal to pose nude and be raped on film.  Harmon (William Kerwin) is the cynical photographer who must take the pictures and stand around while the beauties get raped and pummeled.  Sandy has an out...find another gal.  She finds the clean cut Kim (Louise Downe).  With Harmon's help, Kim is seduced and conned into doing nude photos.  The cabal has her and threatens to show the pics to her dad if she doesn't get more prurient.  Ajax (Craig Maudslay, Jr.) is the male model who will pummel and rape her on film.  Now Kim is hooked and she will be asked to do so many humiliating things.

As Sandy is weened from her nude modeling career, Kim is pulled in deeper.  Ajax is so willing to work her over and her only hope may be Harmon.  As cynical and unemotional as he tries to be, we see a hint of humanity left inside him.  The photo sessions are dirty and slimy and Kim's descent into porn is quickening.  Now the cabal wants her to pose with other nude beauties and Ajax is getting more unhinged.

Will any of Harmon's remaining humanity bubble to the surface and try to help Kim?  Will Kim escape the world of porn and humiliation?  Will actresses view this film and see it as a warning to an entertainment industry run by Weinstein-like fiends (male and female)?  Gritty and hard to watch, this Herschell Gordon Lewis film is light on bloodshed and heavy on cheese and humiliation.  For a real nice video nasty, see "Scum of the Earth."       

Sunday, September 19, 2021

Amazons, Cleavage Heavy Babes All Oiled Up

Yep, these Amazons are the Amazons we want to see.  Not the dullards of the new "Wonder Woman" films.  Nubile blonde babes showing impressive cleavage complete with cleavage buffs and some nice body oil.  Cat-fights will abound.  Fondling from outlaws.  Humiliation by mutants.  Gratuitous sex.  Yep, the beautiful Amazons will be put in peril by an evil warlord and some traitors within their ranks.  Today we look at 1986's "Amazons," directed by Alejandro Sessa.  By the way...this may be the best film ever coming out of Argentina.

Evil warlord Kalungo (Joseph Whipp) seeks to conquer the Amazon kingdom.  He has magic powers that allow him to cast lightning bolts.  The Amazons are hardly ready for battle as the magic sword that gives them guaranteed victory is lost.  After an initial attack, the Amazon beauties, with their impressive...smiles...and cleavage, are on the run.  Amazon general, Tashinge (Danitza Kingsley) sends her best warrior, Dyala (Mindi Miller) to find it.  Tashinge also sends her own daughter, Tashi (Penelope Reed) to help Dyala.  The two nubile and often sweaty babes will skinny-dip, battle outlaws, endure sexual molestation and fondling, and battle mutants and a tree monster.  

The sultry Tashinge will have a gratuitous and impressive sex scene with the evil Kalungo.  That's right...she's betraying her Amazon babes.  Life will get tougher for Dyala and Tashi as Kalungo will send a naked babe, Akam (Fabiana Smith) after them.  She can also change into a lioness.  Her job is to steal the sword from the two Amazons...and of course kill them.  As Kalungo readies to wipe out the Amazon kingdom, Dyala and Tashi will have to hurry.  Their trek will be bloody, erotic, and horrific.

Will our sultry duo recover the sword in time to repel Kalungo and his army?  Is their a vicious cat-fight brewing between the sweaty Dyala and her traitorous general, Tashinge?  Are the Amazons in this film a metaphor for the freedom desired by Argentinian women after the cruel and morally bankrupt reign of Evita Peron?  Gratuitous to the max.  The actresses in this film know how to show off their breasts and oil them up nicely. For some prurient enjoyment, see "Amazons" (by the way, Roger Corman was the Associate Producer).