Bad Girls, Sex Workers Fight Back

How do you know our homicidal stripper trio are the perpetrators? The murder scene "reeks of pussy and gunpowder." The death count will be several dozen...fast cars will explode at you...wild sex of many different varieties will arouse...and the nubile babe psychopaths will have you cheering. In what may be the best sexploitation film of the 21st Century (well, this and "Girls Guns and Blood"), the Christopher Bickel film "Bad Girls" will go to the top of your 'must see' list. 

A trio of prison escapees/teen strippers are restless and hungry for blood. Val (Morgan Shaley Renew) leads the trio which also include Mitzi (Sanethia Dresch), and Carolyn (Shelby Lois Guinn). After their routine on stage, the beauties raid the manager's office, kill everyone in there and rob the safe of drugs and cash. They are now on the run and frisky. They'll murder some great looking college kids in the act of making-out and steal their car. In a collage of wonderful scenes tinged in blood red, our babes will murder so many. Fun as this frolicking may be, a vicious tone is not betrayed. Some of the murders will be shocking and taboo for most films. Still, the madness and pheromones of our three antagonists will be refreshing...in a prurient sort of way. 

Uh oh...the feds are after them. Agent Cannon (Mike Amason) and his misogynistic investigative strategies will pursue our lovelies. Accompanied by Agent McMurphy (Dove Dupree), this duo will arrive at the carnage-laced crime scenes well after the spray of gunfire. A break! The gals get more frisky and want vicious sex with rock stars. Thus they go on a trek to kidnap the lead singer for Christmas Tits, Bard (Cleveland Langdale) and Poltergasm's lead singer, Xerox (Micah Peroulis). Now Val and Mitzi have sex partners for their spree. Carolyn? She gets a dweeby clerk, Rusty (Jonathan Benton). The sex and drugs will now be more wild. The death count will continue to spike...and the gals get kinkier.

Is there a rock star for Carolyn? How about some gratuitous cat-fights...will our sultry trio rip off each  other's clothes? Will the ending of this film also spell the end of our hot teen-stripper trio? The blood will continue to flow, spatter, and spurt through the entire 97 minutes of "Bad Girls." Do not miss this one. The actresses are terrific, beautiful, and spunky! Keep making these films, Mr. Bickel. 

99 Women, Euro-Trash Female Prison Epic

Not the feel good movie of 1969, "99 Women" will show us the most beautiful Italian babes beset, raped, whipped, humiliated, exploited, and raped some more. Who better than to make a piece of EuroTrash about beset Euro-Babe inmates than Jesus Franco? Perhaps the female version of "Papillion," or Brubaker," "99 Women" in some ways is oh so much more gratifying. I guess in Italy, only babes get sent to island prisons. No aging Dustin Hoffman or emaciated Steve McQueen here. Nope...her we get a sweaty and nubile Rosalba Neri and a whipped and conquered Maria Rohm. Not that we want that...

As our fairy tale begins, three babes are sent to an island prison presided over by the evil warden, Thelma (Mercedes McCambridge).  She pimps her inmates to the beast of the governor of prisons, Santos (Herbert Lom). Immediately, Natalie (Luciana Paluzzi) falls ill as her body craves heroine. Uh oh, Santos takes a liking to Maria (Maria Rohm) and asks Thelma for her. He must wait in line as babe lesbian inmate, Zoie (Neri) gets to her first. In a show of extreme friendship, Zoie and Maria are in the infirmary after a cat-fight, when Santos comes in to rape Maria. In a bid to save Maria from Santos' tally-whacker, Zoie rapes Maria first. A white night shows up in a smart uniform...Leonie (Maria Schell).

Leonie works for the government and desires to clean up the prison system. She desires for all prisoners to be treated like humans. She'll be useless...but looks great in her uniform. Zoie continues to rape her fellow inmates and will eventually get bitch-slapped by them...though she probably enjoyed it. Now an escape attempt. Maria, Helga (Elisa Montes), and Rosalie (Valentina Godoy) will brave the jungle and male rapist inmates to seek freedom. The escape attempt will feature gang-rape and a huge snake which may act as a metaphor...you'll see. 

Will Santos ever move in front of Zoie in line for Maria's affections and carnal relations? Will the very official looking Leonie be captured, whipped, and raped by the inmates she purports to advocate for? Did the Italian babe actresses enjoy making this film, and was any of it ad-libbed? Jesus Franco delivers a gratuitous Italian sexploitation film that is so much more enjoyable than any Meryl Streep film. For a tickling of your prurient interests ,,,see "99 Women."

Girl in Captivity 2: Hitwoman in Chains, Japanese Sexploitation at its Best

Yep, young Japanese men don't have a clue. They meet a sweet and doting Japanese babe and they are in love. They don't know what every American knows. That is...every sultry Japanese babe is in reality...an international assassin. These women may cook up a nice breakfast and pour the beers for their mate...but when hubby goes off to work, these same women don leather catsuits and arm themselves with machine guns and Chinese throwing stars. Today we look at 2009's "Girl in Captivity 2: Hitwoman in Chains."

The aforementioned housewife/assassin is Mitsuki (Riri Koda). She and her husband run a greasy spoon in Japan...and they are such a sweet couple. Koji (Naoyuki Chiba) has no clue as to his wife's past. Clues will cascade as the film progresses. A deadly rapist comes to the café and corners Mitsuki...poor, sweet, helpless Mitsuki. Fear not...Mitsuki is actually Suki...deadly BDSM assassin. The rapist will be disposed of with much blood and Mitsuki is a hero. Her fame draws attention...for an assassin, this is not good. The next visitors to her café are two underworld thugs, and one of them is a S&M beauty who fantasizes about torturing her.

In a bloody abduction, the underworld gang gets Mitsuki back. She's now chained. Her husband has no clue who took her or why. The backstory is complicated but classic. As a BDSM dominatrix, Suki was hired to kill a politician. She fell in love with him instead. Never good. Uh oh...the politician (Yuya Matsuura) is now important in Japanese politics and needs his relationship with the BDSM torturer kept quiet. He dispatches the thugs to abduct her. In chains, Mitsuki (Suki) is still dangerous. She'll be tortured and stripped and the aforementioned S&M beauty will begin her torture sessions. Unfortunately for the sultry thug, Mitsuki reverts to being Suki again and the lingerie clad torturer will be...well, you'll see.

Will Koji ever find out about Mitsuki's true identity? Will Mitsuki escape her abductors, and if so, will she return to Koji? Is this film a biting statement of what the misogynistic Japanese culture turns women into? Gratuitous and satisfying, "Girl in Captivity 2: Hitwoman in Chains," is Japanese sexploitation at its best.

Golden Temple of Amazons, Topless Babes, Cat-Fights, and Whippings

Okay, though we can look at 1986's sexploitation offering from Spain as a feminist anthem, we will probably choose to view it as a mere gratuitous sleaze-fest. Nothing wrong with that and co-director Jesus Franco would surely approve. Every woman in this film is topless or totally nude and most will be whipped or strung up. Today we look at 1986's "Golden Temple of Amazons."

As our film begins, topless babes are jiggling nicely on horseback as they ride to a jungle compound. They kill the Simpsons, a missionary couple who stole their gold, but leave little Liana alive. Now Liana (Analia Ivars) is all grown up and topless as she frolics among the jungle animals. She has sworn revenge on the babe Amazons who murdered her parents. She ventures to their temple and picks up some allies along the way. Koukou (Stanley Kapoul), a fat medicine man will join her as will archaeologist Harvey (Emilio Linder) and his sultry wife Bella (Alicia Principe). Bella will eventually go skinny dipping and be whipped and tortured by the Amazon leader, Rena (Eva Leon).

Okay, Liana and her party are captured, whipped, and tortured by Rena and her Amazons. A lot of jiggling and moaning will ensue. The great procreator Uruck (William Berger) tells Rena he'd rather copulate with Liana. Now Rena wants to kill Liana and a duel to the death is arranged between the two topless beauties. More jiggling and torture ensue and Bella's fate will be so sad (you skinny dip in movies...you die horribly). Liana is determined to kill Rena and Urick, but after torture and watching her friends be pulled apart, her spirit may be broken. Or, that is what Rena is hoping for.

Will Rena, the sultry blonde and topless Amazon allow Urick to just cast her aside without a fight? Is this film a metaphor for what modern day feminism has deteriorated into? Are Liana's larger breasts a factor in Uruck's decision to copulate with her instead of Rena? As today's phony feminists make stupid and boring films, watch a real feminist epic, "Golden Temple of Amazons."