Scum of the Earth, Nubile Nude Babes in Much Distress

When discussing Herschell Gordon Lewis, we mainly discuss nubile beauties in states of undress and in several pieces.  Not that there is anything wrong with this...after all, here in 2021, the relationship between the sexes in America is almost war.  Women want castration...men want pleasure androids.  Both viewpoints are merited.  A toned down but equally brutal movie is Mr. Lewis' 1963 film "Scum of the Earth."  No detached limbs or buckets of blood, but perhaps an accurate (not metaphorical) depiction of the misogyny in America's entertainment industry. 

Sandy (Sandra Sinclair) is a babe and a half.  The unfortunate beauty is now being blackmailed by a porn cabal to pose nude and be raped on film.  Harmon (William Kerwin) is the cynical photographer who must take the pictures and stand around while the beauties get raped and pummeled.  Sandy has an out...find another gal.  She finds the clean cut Kim (Louise Downe).  With Harmon's help, Kim is seduced and conned into doing nude photos.  The cabal has her and threatens to show the pics to her dad if she doesn't get more prurient.  Ajax (Craig Maudslay, Jr.) is the male model who will pummel and rape her on film.  Now Kim is hooked and she will be asked to do so many humiliating things.

As Sandy is weened from her nude modeling career, Kim is pulled in deeper.  Ajax is so willing to work her over and her only hope may be Harmon.  As cynical and unemotional as he tries to be, we see a hint of humanity left inside him.  The photo sessions are dirty and slimy and Kim's descent into porn is quickening.  Now the cabal wants her to pose with other nude beauties and Ajax is getting more unhinged.

Will any of Harmon's remaining humanity bubble to the surface and try to help Kim?  Will Kim escape the world of porn and humiliation?  Will actresses view this film and see it as a warning to an entertainment industry run by Weinstein-like fiends (male and female)?  Gritty and hard to watch, this Herschell Gordon Lewis film is light on bloodshed and heavy on cheese and humiliation.  For a real nice video nasty, see "Scum of the Earth."       

Amazons, Cleavage Heavy Babes All Oiled Up

Yep, these Amazons are the Amazons we want to see.  Not the dullards of the new "Wonder Woman" films.  Nubile blonde babes showing impressive cleavage complete with cleavage buffs and some nice body oil.  Cat-fights will abound.  Fondling from outlaws.  Humiliation by mutants.  Gratuitous sex.  Yep, the beautiful Amazons will be put in peril by an evil warlord and some traitors within their ranks.  Today we look at 1986's "Amazons," directed by Alejandro Sessa.  By the way...this may be the best film ever coming out of Argentina.

Evil warlord Kalungo (Joseph Whipp) seeks to conquer the Amazon kingdom.  He has magic powers that allow him to cast lightning bolts.  The Amazons are hardly ready for battle as the magic sword that gives them guaranteed victory is lost.  After an initial attack, the Amazon beauties, with their impressive...smiles...and cleavage, are on the run.  Amazon general, Tashinge (Danitza Kingsley) sends her best warrior, Dyala (Mindi Miller) to find it.  Tashinge also sends her own daughter, Tashi (Penelope Reed) to help Dyala.  The two nubile and often sweaty babes will skinny-dip, battle outlaws, endure sexual molestation and fondling, and battle mutants and a tree monster.  

The sultry Tashinge will have a gratuitous and impressive sex scene with the evil Kalungo.  That's right...she's betraying her Amazon babes.  Life will get tougher for Dyala and Tashi as Kalungo will send a naked babe, Akam (Fabiana Smith) after them.  She can also change into a lioness.  Her job is to steal the sword from the two Amazons...and of course kill them.  As Kalungo readies to wipe out the Amazon kingdom, Dyala and Tashi will have to hurry.  Their trek will be bloody, erotic, and horrific.

Will our sultry duo recover the sword in time to repel Kalungo and his army?  Is their a vicious cat-fight brewing between the sweaty Dyala and her traitorous general, Tashinge?  Are the Amazons in this film a metaphor for the freedom desired by Argentinian women after the cruel and morally bankrupt reign of Evita Peron?  Gratuitous to the max.  The actresses in this film know how to show off their breasts and oil them up nicely. For some prurient enjoyment, see "Amazons" (by the way, Roger Corman was the Associate Producer).  

Jessi's Girls, Babe Gunfighter Seeks Revenge

Exploitation king Al Adamson gives us a special treat today...a western!  Babe exploitation actress Regina Carrol will be along for the ride.  There will be much vicious killing and gratuitous nudity and pre-marital sex...and not much more.  Like we ask for anything more.  The story is brutal and even the beautiful will die horribly...as will the ugly.  Today we look at 1975's Jessi's Girls," featuring the most alluring femme-gunslingers you have ever laid eyes on.

A clean cut Mormon couple, Preacher Seth (Rigg Kennedy) and his babe wife Jessi (Sondra Currie) are riding to Utah.  Frank (Ben Frank) and his gang intercept them, rob them, gang rape Jessi and murder Seth.  Frank shoots Jessi and believes her dead...big mistake.  The gang rape is brutal in a very elongated scene.  Jessi recovers and takes refuge with an old prospector, Rufe (Rod Cameron).  He teaches her the way of the ninja...uh...gunfighter, I mean.  Jessi now embarks on her trek to murder the gang that murdered her husband and raped her,  She will come up on three convict women being transported to jail. Psycho prostitute Claire (Carrol), psycho murderer Rachel (Jennifer Bishop), and psycho squaw Kana (Elly Stern)...all babes.

Jessi frees the babe trio and seduces the sheriff (Geoffrey Land) for information about the whereabouts of Frank and his gang.  She works his tally-whacker nicely and the sheriff gives it all to her.  Now the gang of four ride off in search of the gang.  They find them one by one...Jessi is now as psycho as her and the three babe compadres have no qualms about murdering the thugs.  Uh oh...Frank's and his thugs are not to be messed with.  Not all the babes will survive and they are still ripe for being raped, brutalized, and gunned down.  More killing...more nudity...more pre-marital sex...and a great cat-fight. 

Will any of the sex and murder crazed babes survive this film?  Will Frank and his gang get a second chance at gang raping Jessi?  Did the misogyny of Hollywood prevent this film from being a bigger hit than any Clint Eastwood western?  Gratuitous and vicious, "Jessi's Girls" is a perfect exploitation oater, which includes a tour-de-force performance by Sondra Currie.

The Lioness, Strippers beware

It's a dog eat dog world.  In the stripper … excuse me, exotic dancer community, it's a lioness eat babe world.  Okay...a bunch of femme fatale sultry strippers...sorry, exotic dancers all have greed and sex on their minds.  Anything wrong with that?  Not here.  The ladies in this film are all beautiful.  Sadly, some will die horribly and in some cases in heartbreaking fashion.  Yep...the life (and death) of an exotic dancer...a true American tragedy.  Today we look at 2019's "The Lioness," directed by Richard Poche.

Megan (Lacy Hartselle), an exotic dancer, is a newly arrived gal in town.  Her gig is she moves from strip club to strip club, rips them off, and moves to the next one.  She is sharing a condo with two other nubile, yet unsuspecting, dancers...Goldie (Gabriele Orebaugh) and Linda (Giuliana Gutierrez).  The three babes work at Gino's (Poche) club where the eagle-eyed beauty Anna (Desi Ivanova) watches them hard.  Anna is tough and has a 'I-Lost-A-Finger-In-Basra' story...who among us doesn't? Anna suspects one of the nubile dancers is stealing from the till...but which one?  Now Megan reverts to her criminal personality, the Lioness.  She wants the money in the safe.  Taking it would lead to too much suspicion and have her tracked down like a dog by the 9-fingered Anna.

Manipulation and guile rules the day as Megan puts her plan into place.  The money is lifted and now Anna wants bloody vengeance, and the cash back.  Goldie and Megan are now on the run.  Alas, poor Linda, she has no idea Megan is the Lioness.  Anna strongarms Linda to find her two partners.  Poor Linda, she unwittingly has become the prey for everyone in this film.  Now Gino is in on the act, and he turns homicidal.  The gals will fall so sadly...as in the old Giallo films, the beautiful die so horribly.  But wait!  Megan's plan is genius, at least for an exotic dancer...and now the 9 finger Anna and Gino may be in peril, as well.  Cat-fights and pre-marital sex will abound, so buckle up.

Will any of our lovelies survive this gratuitous and vicious Shakespearean tragedy?  Will Megan off her two sultry partners if it means getting away with the cash?  Will Anna have enough fingers to find the lovely trio, torture them, and cut their you-know-what's off?  Violent and alluring, the femme fatales in this film will have you cheering.  For a prurient good time, see "The Lioness."

The Sensuous Nurse, Ursula Andress as an Angel in White

1975 may go down as the best year in film history.  Or at very least, the year in which film audiences were sent to the shower, the most.  Two Ursula Andress sexploitation films graced the silver screen that year..."Loaded Guns," in which she plays a naughty and ambitious stewardess...and today's feature "The Sensuous Nurse." Both Italian films...and it is mildly refreshing to see an Italian film where the sultry lead babe isn't shredded by razors. Both these films were released when Ms. Andress was 39 years of age.  Her nudity and allure shows that a 39 year old Andress can blow away any twenty-something modern day actress. 

Leonida (Mario Pisu) is the patriarch of a family who owns Italian vineyards.  He's a naughty man. After visiting his wife's grave he has a heart attack after sticking it to the beautiful wife of the cemetery caretaker.  He is in dire condition and the only word he can utter is "pussy." His heirs want him dead so they can sell the vineyards to a greedy American (Jack Palance). Benito (Duilio Del Puerte) hires a sultry nurse, Anna (Andress), from a Swiss clinic.  Her job is to 'care' for Leonida, get him sexually excited, and make sure he has a second hear attack.  Anna shows up and meets the crazy family.  Many of them like role playing sex (you know, the 'Invasion of Iwo Jima' game) with the maid Tosca (Carla Romanelli). Anna seduces...everyone including Benito's 16 year old son, Adone (Stefano Sabelli).

Anna's skinny dipping scene is classic and it sends Adone into fantasy land. Benito wants Anna to hurry up and coaches her on stuff like shoving her boobs in Leonida's face and then her rear end in the same face.  Anna and Benito will have sex in the attic and Adone will witness it.  Uh oh...Adone believes her hears them talking about murdering Leonida.  Now Anna is sent to Adone's bedroom to see what Adone knows.  Adone will be treated to quite the striptease and you will see what happens.  Uh oh for Benito...Anna is not a murderer...she develops feelings for the perverted invalid.  Leonida is able to grope her butt and what red-blooded woman wouldn't like that?  As the family gets impatient for Leonida's demise, Anna turns of the sex appeal and nudity for many members of the household.

Will Anna de-virginize Adone?  Will Leonida's heart hold out or will Anna unintentionally kill him with her sex appeal?  If nurses still looked like Ursula Andress would Europe's healthcare systems be as awful as they are today?  Ursula Andress in a sexploitation film from Italy...that is all you need to know. For an evening in which you will be sent to the showers multiple times, see the double feature "Loaded Guns" or "The Sensuous Nurse." Or both!  So choose either a kinky nurse or a kinky stewardess...you can't go wrong.

The Hitchhikers, Nude Bandits

Vicious and brutal.  Alluring and prurient.  Heartbreaking and madcap.  Before there was "'Gator Bait," Ferd and Beverly Sebastian brought us 1972's "The Hitchhikers."  There will be skinny-dipping and pre-marital sex.  There will be nude frolicking and cat-fights (some, incredibly vicious).  There will be beer drinking and illegal drugs.  Misty Rowe delivers a tour-de-force performance as a fun loving, tragic heroine.  We might be cheering for the sexy hitchhikers but their crime spree will be brutal, and in another film, may be considered heartless or psychopathic.  But...let us have some frivolous fun today as we delve into this classic exploitation film. 

Maybe under-aged Maggie (Rowe) gets knocked up and thrown out.  Humiliated and pregnant, she hits the road for L.A.  Hitchhiking gets her only so far.  She'll be robbed by another babe hitchhiker, Diane (Linda Avery).  Now with no money, she's picked up by a sexual predator.  She'll be raped and cast out.  Hustling and robbing, Maggie is rescued by hippie Benson (Nick Klar).  He brings her to his free love colony in an out of the way ghost town.  Benson wants her to join his band of sexy highwaymen (women actually).  Uh oh...Diane is there.  Maggie attacks Diane and Diane kicks the living s**t out of Maggie.  In fact, Diane pummels Maggie so bad, she kills Maggie's baby.  Some of this film will be difficult to watch.

Maggie recovers and joins the crime spree.  Benson and his chicks are robbers.  The gals hitchhike and when middle-aged motorists stop for them, the gang robs them of all their valuables.  Maggie will fit right in.  Diane isn't done.  She sees Maggie and Benson falling in love.  More cat-fights will ensue and Benson and Maggie will have a lot of pre-marital sex.  More robberies by the roadside and some skinny-dipping, beer parties, and drunken revelry ensue.  As Diane realizes Maggie is the new object of obsession for Benson, she and Maggie will have a moment of truth.  As Maggie gets more and more hardened and depraved, more and more middle-aged men will be stripped of their cash and valuables.

Will Maggie and Diane ever have a cat-fight to the death?  Will a "Bonnie and Clyde" or a "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" ending await Benson and his sexy gang? Will any of these nubile cast members find a future in the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling?  Some of this film may be hard to watch, but there is enough frivolity, nudity, and Misty Rowe to ultimately make this a fun film...though you will probably not mention you saw it in mixed company.  For an important early 1970s exploitation film, see "The Hitchhikers."

Girl in Gold Boots, Go-Go Dancer in Peril

Go-Go dancers!  Those boots they wear, is there anything that says 'prurient fun' better than go-go dancers clad in go-go boots?  Say, as teachers bail out of the teaching profession in droves, might we see a resurgence in go-go dancing clubs?  We can only hope.  Joining stewardesses and kinky nurses, go-go dancers are a perfect vehicle for some nice exploitation/drive-in films. 1968's "Girl in Gold Boots," is one such film.  Directed by exploitation king, Ted V. Mikels, this film will throw some nice go-go dancing and dancers your way. 

Michele (Leslie McRay) is a sultry waitress at a greasy spoon in the southwest.  Her dad, the cook, slaps her around silly.  Enter the sweet talking Buz (Tom Pace). He sees Michele dancing to juke box music and tells her she should be a professional go-go dancer.  Michele raids the cash register and the two head to L.A. Oh yes, Buz has no money and says he has a sister, Joanie (Bara Byrnes) who is the head dancer at a Hollywood club.  The two pick up a hitchhiker, Critter (Jody Daniels).  This pseudo intellectual plays the guitar and herded yaks in Nepal.  Uh oh, Michele likes Critter more than Buz.  Buz and Critter will fight over Michele.  After a mini-crime spree, the trio reach L.A. and go to Joanie's club.  The beautiful Joanie is indeed the head go-go dancer at Leo's (Nark Herron) club.  She agrees to give Michele an audition.

The go-go dancers are fine!  Gold boots or silver boots...and sometimes shiny silver bikinis...very gratuitous.  They'll perform many numbers for our pleasure.  Michele makes the squad. Leo, the owner, also runs a drug ring.  He recruits Buz to run LSD for him and make pick-ups.  Critter is hired to mop the floors.  Leo loves Michele more than his own sister.  As Joanie gets more and more strung out on her brother's LSD, her dancing career tanks.  Leo replaces Joanie with Michele as head dancer.  More go-go dancing and more shiny go-go boots.  Now Buz is looking for a big score and Leo is getting more ambitious. Critter sees what is going on and tries to get Michele to leave with him before she follows the path of the overdosed Joanie.  Michele is seduced by her new found fame and her new bikini and gold boots.

Will Michele leave with the man she loves or follow the destructive path that ate up Joanie?  Are high-heeled shiny boots a woman's accessory that we are begging for in 2021?  Do we really need more young girls going into teaching now that most schools stay shut down, or is it nubile go-go dancers America needs?  Bring back go-go dancing and go-go dancers! Even NFL cheerleaders went away.  In an America that is at war with beauty and allure, let us make a stand and demand our go-go dancing clubs back!  For a fun film that shows all of us that America used to be fun, see "Girl in Gold Boots." 

Bad Girls, Sex Workers Fight Back

How do you know our homicidal stripper trio are the perpetrators? The murder scene "reeks of pussy and gunpowder." The death count will be several dozen...fast cars will explode at you...wild sex of many different varieties will arouse...and the nubile babe psychopaths will have you cheering. In what may be the best sexploitation film of the 21st Century (well, this and "Girls Guns and Blood"), the Christopher Bickel film "Bad Girls" will go to the top of your 'must see' list. 

A trio of prison escapees/teen strippers are restless and hungry for blood. Val (Morgan Shaley Renew) leads the trio which also include Mitzi (Sanethia Dresch), and Carolyn (Shelby Lois Guinn). After their routine on stage, the beauties raid the manager's office, kill everyone in there and rob the safe of drugs and cash. They are now on the run and frisky. They'll murder some great looking college kids in the act of making-out and steal their car. In a collage of wonderful scenes tinged in blood red, our babes will murder so many. Fun as this frolicking may be, a vicious tone is not betrayed. Some of the murders will be shocking and taboo for most films. Still, the madness and pheromones of our three antagonists will be refreshing...in a prurient sort of way. 

Uh oh...the feds are after them. Agent Cannon (Mike Amason) and his misogynistic investigative strategies will pursue our lovelies. Accompanied by Agent McMurphy (Dove Dupree), this duo will arrive at the carnage-laced crime scenes well after the spray of gunfire. A break! The gals get more frisky and want vicious sex with rock stars. Thus they go on a trek to kidnap the lead singer for Christmas Tits, Bard (Cleveland Langdale) and Poltergasm's lead singer, Xerox (Micah Peroulis). Now Val and Mitzi have sex partners for their spree. Carolyn? She gets a dweeby clerk, Rusty (Jonathan Benton). The sex and drugs will now be more wild. The death count will continue to spike...and the gals get kinkier.

Is there a rock star for Carolyn? How about some gratuitous cat-fights...will our sultry trio rip off each  other's clothes? Will the ending of this film also spell the end of our hot teen-stripper trio? The blood will continue to flow, spatter, and spurt through the entire 97 minutes of "Bad Girls." Do not miss this one. The actresses are terrific, beautiful, and spunky! Keep making these films, Mr. Bickel. 

99 Women, Euro-Trash Female Prison Epic

Not the feel good movie of 1969, "99 Women" will show us the most beautiful Italian babes beset, raped, whipped, humiliated, exploited, and raped some more. Who better than to make a piece of EuroTrash about beset Euro-Babe inmates than Jesus Franco? Perhaps the female version of "Papillion," or Brubaker," "99 Women" in some ways is oh so much more gratifying. I guess in Italy, only babes get sent to island prisons. No aging Dustin Hoffman or emaciated Steve McQueen here. Nope...her we get a sweaty and nubile Rosalba Neri and a whipped and conquered Maria Rohm. Not that we want that...

As our fairy tale begins, three babes are sent to an island prison presided over by the evil warden, Thelma (Mercedes McCambridge).  She pimps her inmates to the beast of the governor of prisons, Santos (Herbert Lom). Immediately, Natalie (Luciana Paluzzi) falls ill as her body craves heroine. Uh oh, Santos takes a liking to Maria (Maria Rohm) and asks Thelma for her. He must wait in line as babe lesbian inmate, Zoie (Neri) gets to her first. In a show of extreme friendship, Zoie and Maria are in the infirmary after a cat-fight, when Santos comes in to rape Maria. In a bid to save Maria from Santos' tally-whacker, Zoie rapes Maria first. A white night shows up in a smart uniform...Leonie (Maria Schell).

Leonie works for the government and desires to clean up the prison system. She desires for all prisoners to be treated like humans. She'll be useless...but looks great in her uniform. Zoie continues to rape her fellow inmates and will eventually get bitch-slapped by them...though she probably enjoyed it. Now an escape attempt. Maria, Helga (Elisa Montes), and Rosalie (Valentina Godoy) will brave the jungle and male rapist inmates to seek freedom. The escape attempt will feature gang-rape and a huge snake which may act as a metaphor...you'll see. 

Will Santos ever move in front of Zoie in line for Maria's affections and carnal relations? Will the very official looking Leonie be captured, whipped, and raped by the inmates she purports to advocate for? Did the Italian babe actresses enjoy making this film, and was any of it ad-libbed? Jesus Franco delivers a gratuitous Italian sexploitation film that is so much more enjoyable than any Meryl Streep film. For a tickling of your prurient interests ,,,see "99 Women."

Girl in Captivity 2: Hitwoman in Chains, Japanese Sexploitation at its Best

Yep, young Japanese men don't have a clue. They meet a sweet and doting Japanese babe and they are in love. They don't know what every American knows. That is...every sultry Japanese babe is in reality...an international assassin. These women may cook up a nice breakfast and pour the beers for their mate...but when hubby goes off to work, these same women don leather catsuits and arm themselves with machine guns and Chinese throwing stars. Today we look at 2009's "Girl in Captivity 2: Hitwoman in Chains."

The aforementioned housewife/assassin is Mitsuki (Riri Koda). She and her husband run a greasy spoon in Japan...and they are such a sweet couple. Koji (Naoyuki Chiba) has no clue as to his wife's past. Clues will cascade as the film progresses. A deadly rapist comes to the café and corners Mitsuki...poor, sweet, helpless Mitsuki. Fear not...Mitsuki is actually Suki...deadly BDSM assassin. The rapist will be disposed of with much blood and Mitsuki is a hero. Her fame draws attention...for an assassin, this is not good. The next visitors to her café are two underworld thugs, and one of them is a S&M beauty who fantasizes about torturing her.

In a bloody abduction, the underworld gang gets Mitsuki back. She's now chained. Her husband has no clue who took her or why. The backstory is complicated but classic. As a BDSM dominatrix, Suki was hired to kill a politician. She fell in love with him instead. Never good. Uh oh...the politician (Yuya Matsuura) is now important in Japanese politics and needs his relationship with the BDSM torturer kept quiet. He dispatches the thugs to abduct her. In chains, Mitsuki (Suki) is still dangerous. She'll be tortured and stripped and the aforementioned S&M beauty will begin her torture sessions. Unfortunately for the sultry thug, Mitsuki reverts to being Suki again and the lingerie clad torturer will be...well, you'll see.

Will Koji ever find out about Mitsuki's true identity? Will Mitsuki escape her abductors, and if so, will she return to Koji? Is this film a biting statement of what the misogynistic Japanese culture turns women into? Gratuitous and satisfying, "Girl in Captivity 2: Hitwoman in Chains," is Japanese sexploitation at its best.

Golden Temple of Amazons, Topless Babes, Cat-Fights, and Whippings

Okay, though we can look at 1986's sexploitation offering from Spain as a feminist anthem, we will probably choose to view it as a mere gratuitous sleaze-fest. Nothing wrong with that and co-director Jesus Franco would surely approve. Every woman in this film is topless or totally nude and most will be whipped or strung up. Today we look at 1986's "Golden Temple of Amazons."

As our film begins, topless babes are jiggling nicely on horseback as they ride to a jungle compound. They kill the Simpsons, a missionary couple who stole their gold, but leave little Liana alive. Now Liana (Analia Ivars) is all grown up and topless as she frolics among the jungle animals. She has sworn revenge on the babe Amazons who murdered her parents. She ventures to their temple and picks up some allies along the way. Koukou (Stanley Kapoul), a fat medicine man will join her as will archaeologist Harvey (Emilio Linder) and his sultry wife Bella (Alicia Principe). Bella will eventually go skinny dipping and be whipped and tortured by the Amazon leader, Rena (Eva Leon).

Okay, Liana and her party are captured, whipped, and tortured by Rena and her Amazons. A lot of jiggling and moaning will ensue. The great procreator Uruck (William Berger) tells Rena he'd rather copulate with Liana. Now Rena wants to kill Liana and a duel to the death is arranged between the two topless beauties. More jiggling and torture ensue and Bella's fate will be so sad (you skinny dip in movies...you die horribly). Liana is determined to kill Rena and Urick, but after torture and watching her friends be pulled apart, her spirit may be broken. Or, that is what Rena is hoping for.

Will Rena, the sultry blonde and topless Amazon allow Urick to just cast her aside without a fight? Is this film a metaphor for what modern day feminism has deteriorated into? Are Liana's larger breasts a factor in Uruck's decision to copulate with her instead of Rena? As today's phony feminists make stupid and boring films, watch a real feminist epic, "Golden Temple of Amazons." 

Dirty Blondes from Beyond, Spacebabes, Lesbian Sex, Threesomes

Fred Olen Ray never disappoints. Is there anything that warms the heart like alluring spacebabes in tight costumes and hooker boots seeking wild lesbian sex with each other? Yes there is. They will discover men and the wild lesbian sex will turn to a more heterosexual variant. This is one for men...women will just roll their eyes and tell their partners, "don't get any ideas, stud!" There will be a lot of nudity in which a quarter of the run-time is wild sex. From 2012, let us look at "Dirty Blondes from Beyond."

Just to give you guys some cover, we'll outline a plot...just in case anyone asks you what this film was about. The sultry Princess Farra (Brandin Rackley) is waiting to sign a treaty with enemy Empress Krella (Christine Nguyen). To pass the time she engages in wild lesbian sex with her bodyguard Vema (Jazy Berlin). There are no men in her galaxy. Uh oh...Empress Krella attacks Farra's fleet and now Vema and Farra are on the run. Krella's ship pursues. Farra's ship malfunctions and they must land on Earth for repairs. Krella tells her aide, Tharis (Erika Jordan) that she desires Farra as a sex partner. Tharis is jealous and has wild lesbian sex with Krella. Meanwhile, Vema and Farra land and meet men for the first time. Biology takes over and some really well choreographed sex scenes follow including a threesome or two.

In pursuit are two federal agents, the sultry Argent Jones (Jenna Presley) and Agent Smith (Alex Boisvert). There is a lot of sexual tension between these two and I will let you guess where that eventually leads. The agents and a UFO investigator find Farra and Vema. Delighted with the "third leg" men seem to have, wild sex follows. Meanwhile, Tharis pursues and also has wild sex with the three legged species. Threesomes follow. As Tharis gets the drop on Farra and Vema, the duo must use stealth to escape. Meanwhile, Krella is not ready to take no for an answer and if Tharis doesn't return with the princess...there will be hell to pay.

Will Tharis capture the princess and if so will there be a wild sex scene between Krella and Farra? Will Smith break all the EEO guidelines (or mandates) of the federal government and stick it to Jones with his third leg? Is this DVD inappropriate to give to your wife or girlfriend for a gift, even though it does serve educational purposes?. Okay, you don't have to admit to watching this film, but to stoke your prurient desires, see "Dirty Blondes from Beyond." 

Mad Foxes, Massacres and Pre Marital Sex in Spain

A Nazi biker gang...nubile babes in states of undress...gory massacres...today we take a look at a vicious exploitation film from Spain, 1981's "Mad Foxes" ("Los Violadores"). Misogynistic in nature and over-the-top...this one has appeal for those who don't have patience for character development. Shot in Spain and directed by Paul Grau, the carnage in this film will be quite gory.

Arrogant rich guy, Hal (Jose Gras) drives through Spain in his Neufeld sports car looking to fondle and have pre-marital sex with Spanish babes. While doing this with Babsy (Andrea Albani), he gets in a feud with a Nazi biker gang and ends up killing one of them. The gang tracks him down, gang-rapes Babsy and beats him up. The next day, Hal leaves the raped and humiliated Babsy at the hospital and finds a TWA stewardess for pre-marital sex.  Hal enlists the help of a dozen karate buddies and they find the gang and beat them up. The Nazis respond with grenades and machine guns and massacre the karate club in most gory fashion. Hal is now on the run.

On his getaway he picks up the sultry Lilly, a hitchhiker. They'll have pre-marital sex. He'll bring her to his parents' country estate where they will continue to have pre-marital sex while his mom, dad, and housekeepers listen to the moans and groans they produce. The Nazi gang finds them. More massacres...machine guns, knives, and hedge-clippers shred his parents and their house staff. Disembowelment and brutality will rule the day. Hal leaves his new paramour with the rotting corpses and sets out on a rampage to kill every Nazi gang-member. What follows will be another massacre and more gore...and a very unusual surprise...you'll see.

Is leaving your sexual conquests with the corpses of your rotting parents a turn-on for beautiful Spanish women? Which side was Spain on when the Nazis bulldozed through Europe? Did we need this film to prove that any level of karate is insufficient when the aggressors have machine guns and grenades? Vicious, gory, and in many cases...heartbreaking is "Mad Foxes." If you can look past females being depicted as sexual toys and viciously raped and blown away...then "Mad Foxes" will succeed in stirring your prurient needs and whims. 

Mistress of the Apes, Sultry Blonde and Ape-Men

So it isn't the most politically correct film out there...so sue me. I miss the 1970s cinema. Not everything was offensive. Even if it was offensive...tough! Today's films are idiotic and filled with unlikable protagonists. The men are neutered and the women are either tramps or masculine. Yep, give me 1970s exploitation cinema over any Christopher Nolan monstrosity. Today we look at 1979's "Mistress of the Apes," directed by Larry Buchanan.

Susan (Jenny Neumann)is rushed to the hospital to give birth. The baby is stillborn. The labor was put in jeopardy after three drug hoodlums accost a beautiful nurse (Dale Kalberg) and steal drugs, then shoot two cops...and knock Susan off the delivery table...don't ask. She takes this well and in a few days, Susan travels to Africa to search for her missing husband. The husband is quite dead, murdered by poachers after finding a tribe of the missing link. Susan meets up with handsome guide Paul (Garth Pillsbury). Yes, they'll have sex in the tent. This is not good news for magazine man David (Walt Robin). He is along to document the search for the missing link. See, David is in cahoots with the poachers and plots to kill Susan, Paul, and Laura (Barbara Leigh). Laura is David's unloving wife and is a real dish.

Susan goes off on her own and has no trouble finding the ape-men. Laura takes her top off and keeps getting raped and tortured, but keeps a positive attitude. Susan also takes her top off, only her sex is consensual, even with the ape-men. Now the poachers and David make their move to wipe out the expedition, the missing links, and Bantu maidens (don't ask). Laura will be raped and tortured and Susan will have sex with ape-men. Through it all, everyone stays happy and now Susan finds fulfillment. Uh oh, the heavily armed poachers aim to wipe out all witnesses and now Susan must introduce war into the ape-men culture.

Is a sultry blonde introduced into a tribe of two dozen ape-men a sure way to guarantee the tribe's extinction? Does the fulfilling sex with ape-men have anything to do with the...actually, never mind this question? Is there much of a difference between who Susan gets sex with and who Barbara gets sex with? This is a prurient tale that will offend many in 2021. For some raw cinematic enjoyment, see "Mistress of the Apes."

The Swinging Cheerleaders, Exploitation Nirvana

Cheerleaders! Despite the politically correct garbage of modern society, this is the only female sport we actually care about. Women's soccer (or football)? Please! The WNBA? Don't make me laugh! The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders? Now we're talking. Throw in the Raiderettes, the USC cheerleaders, and the cat-fighting Carolina Panther cheerleaders and we have an entire feminist movement that has put the sports their included in to shame. The NFL has been a bore-a-thon for 30 years, but the cheerleaders have actually shown up and worked hard to put smiles on the faces of the fans. All praise to exploitation maven Jack Hill for his 1974's "The Swinging Cheerleaders."

The sultry Kate (Jo Johnstone), who is shacking up with campus radical Ron (Ian Sander) is writing a term paper. The paper is called "The Swinging Cheerleaders" and will chronicle the male exploitation of females on college campuses. Her belief is cheerleaders are the best example of this. To further her research, she tries out for the Mesa State University cheerleading squad. Her goal is to see firsthand of the exploitation she believes exists. She makes the squad. The squad is headed up by Mary Ann (Colleen Camp), and features Lisa (Rosanne Katon), and Andrea (Rainbeaux Smith). The cheerleaders get nude a lot and have a lot of pre-marital sex with football players. Uh oh...woman's libber Kate finds she likes being exploited and having pre-marital sex with football players...and turns 100% cheerleader. This ticks off her former boyfriend, Ron, who arranges a gang-rape of Andrea...not that she will mind this.

Enough of Ron...he's so gauche! Through frolicking and flirting, Kate learns of a gambling conspiracy that could threaten Mesa State's undefeated season. She gets naked and intimate with the quarterback, Buck (Ron Hajak) and together, with the other cheerleaders, and all their nudity and frolicking, conspire to thwart the point shaving plan. Seduction, jumping around, pre-marital sex, and partying are all part of Kate's plan to fight evil gamblers. As ticked-off wives and gambling thugs seek to siss-boom-rah these beautiful cheerleaders, our gals just shake some more and flaunt their wares.

Will the beset cheerleaders frolic and jiggle enough to outsmart a dangerous gambling syndicate? Are there any cat-fights among our nubile cheerleaders in this plot?  Is the playful gang-banging of Andrea by left-wing campus radicals, something that may offend the modern PC crowd? This is a fun one and a much better film than anything Cate Blanchett has ever done. To stroke some prurient desires, don't apologize, and see "The Swinging Cheerleaders."